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CORNER CUBE WEDNESDAY: Luger details drug test cheating; ECW TV thoughts
Dec 19, 2007 - 1:15:24 PM |
By James Caldwell, Torch columnist
Updated throughout the day, Torch columnist James Caldwell's weekday blog focuses on hot topic current events and issues from around wrestling.
From the Cube: Wednesday, December 19
1:15 p.m. Lex Luger was featured in an article in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution today. The story follows up yesterday's decision for a 60-day delay in confirming pro wrestling regulation in Georgia.
The focus is why regulation needs to be considered in pro wrestling, especially based on Luger's stories on how wrestlers easily cheat the system. The story takes a much more contemporary look at why there is a need for regulation than the actual proposed regulations straight out of 1975.
Luger said he is one of 700 athletes who have ordered HGH and steroids from a doctor in California. He said the formula for getting a prescription for testosterone is easy. Wrestlers will go on a six-week steroid cycle to shut down the body's natural production of testosterone. After cycling off for two-to-three weeks, a wrestler will visit a doctor and get a blood test that will show low testosterone level. The prescription is then written.
"You don't have to be a doctor," Luger said. "You just need one to write the scripts. It was like the fountain of youth." Luger details how he passed drug tests before, including slipping in another urine sample or intimidating lab technicians.
When I looked at the Georgia regulations a few months ago when the story came out, one of the glaring missing items was a provision for independent drug testing or verification that a wrestler has been tested in the last one-to-two weeks before performing at a show in Georgia. The proposed regulations talks so much with referee attire, rules of a match, etc., that the Commission is missing the big picture on taking pro wrestling oversight into the 21st century.
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10:50 a.m.ECW was a thumbs up show last night. The crowd was out of it by the main event, which hurt the match, but there are rays of hope throughout the show. First, though, about the main event. The mat-based wrestling contest in the opening five minutes was good because there was a sense it would eventually lead to something. There was a sense they would shift hard into third gear and have a furious finish. But, that didn't materialize, and they ended with a DQ finish.
As Greg Parks pointed out in his report live from the show, the crowd seemed restless after sitting through a two-hour Smackdown taping and an hour of a set change and the previous ECW programming before the main event. Many fans had already headed for the exits with it being a school night. So, there was a lack of energy that in the building that hurt the match when watching at home.
It doesn't help matters that Punk is not being booked as a credible champion right now. In fact, I don't believe any of the three World champs on the WWE roster are very credible right now. Punk gets beat up every week. Randy Orton has been reinforced as boring, his killer streak has been minimized, and he kept the belt at the Armageddon PPV because JBL caused a DQ. Edge has the World Hvt. Title because he's fooling around with the GM and needed the help of the Major Brothers - the Major Brothers! - to win the belt.
But, back to ECW. I like what they're doing with Shelton Benjamin. It appears they're transitioning to Punk vs. Chavo, so by the time that program is over, Shelton should be on a hot streak for a run at Punk. The tag team scene is also encouraging with the underutilized Jimmy Wang teaming with Shannon Moore to challenge Miz & Morrison. They had a good match last week and they followed with a good match last night. There are encouraging signs on ECW, even if the champ can't stay on his feet.
Oh, yeah. I was asked to pass along this note... To: DEJ staff. We firmly believe ECW could deliver a cruiserweight tag team match of the year candidate between Elijah Burke & Shelton Benjamin and Brian Kendrick & Paul London. Sincerely: the Corner Cube administration.
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From the Cube: Tuesday, December 18
6:55 p.m. Tonight on ECW, we have a match to actually look forward to involving ECW champion C.M. Punk. No Big Daddy V. No Mark Henry. It's Punk vs. MVP in a champion vs. champion match.
Punk really needs this opportunity to have a showcase match against a quality heel opponent that he can wrestle on an even level. It's difficult for Punk to show the fans any range wrestling against big lugs every week on TV. He's been stagnant for several weeks as champion, no thanks to a terrible list of opponents he's faced.
If given proper time and build-up over the course of the show, this should be a strong match. It's not like they're overflowing with content to fill an hour, so this week should be the Punk and MVP show. MVP, being one of the top heels in the company right now, will bring a fresh feel to the show.
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12:25 p.m. Last night's Raw was a perfect sales pitch for wrestlers, writers, announcers, and producers needing regularly scheduled time off from time-to-time during a continuous, 51-week season. With a Christmas break coming up next week and no live TV to produce on the Raw side, everyone seemed to have a little extra step. There was the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel.
The wrestling was crisp. The writing was superb. The energy in the main event was great. The spoken word flourished with three great speakers - Flair, JBL, and Jericho - creating entertaining TV that built up programs that will eventually make WWE money. It was a productive storm of energy, passion, and relief in sight.
If there's one major issue I think needs to be addressed, it's the current WWE champion, Randy Orton. I didn't see his PPV promo on Sunday, but it sounds like he really defended himself well against the "well, he's boring," sentiment that Chris Jericho presented several weeks ago when Jericho returned.
The key is the reason why he had to defend himself. He had to defend himself because Jericho's big return promo damaged him. I held to my conclusion then, and I think it's been reinforced on TV, that Orton was damaged considerably when Jericho drew attention to the perception of Orton having a boring personality and lifeless demeanor.
True or not, I don't think that ever should have been the focus in how the story was presented. It should have always remained on Jericho returning to save everyone from Orton because Orton is vicious, he's mean, and he wants to end careers and lives.
Now, there isn't that threat of him gearing up for another kick to the head on an opponent. He's now a boring heel who can't win matches. He's not the same killer heel getting strong crowd reactions. Greg Parks and I talk about this on the Raw post-show audio update that Mr. Kennedy had a stronger reaction than Orton in the main event last night.
WWE can easily rebuild Orton with a two-week program where he attacks Jeff Hardy and shows some of that mean streak again leading to their Royal Rumble title match. But, I really believe the writing in Jericho's promo did serious damage when the focus became Orton as a heel because he's boring, not because he's a threat to end careers.
From the Cube: Monday, December 17
7:05 p.m. WWE found the Ric Flair retirement program. It may have been hiding behind the Cruiserweight Title. And they pick it up tonight on Raw with Flair facing Umaga. In the WWE.com preview, they play up Flair's dual personality from that promo a few weeks ago where he was contemplative, reflective, and emotional, before turning to the old Flair focused on hellraising.
They have a mega-tag match booked tonight with Orton and Mr. Kennedy facing Jeff Hardy and Shawn Michaels. Also on the show, Chris Jericho has invited JBL to make an appearance to explain his interference in the WWE Title match last night. The opening match in a Santa's helper-themed divas tag match.
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5:50 p.m. So, the TNA knockouts divas match was the highest rated quarter hour of Impact last week? What I found trashy, some people found rather pleasing. It's the same deal from the diva search segments on Raw a few years ago where the contestants were in some risqué segments to draw ratings.
These segments attract plenty of eyeballs because, to be quite frank, you have guys flipping through channels at home looking for eye candy. Bam! They stop on Spike TV when one of the knockouts is slowly rubbing her crotch on the middle ropes before entering the ring.
They're not concerned about anything on this show. They've probably never even heard of TNA. They're certainly not going to order a PPV or stick around for the next segment to see what else is going on.
They got their eye candy and they're off in search in more eye candy on another station once the knockouts segment is over. So, it's nothing more than TNA attracting the non-customer, short-term-interest viewer with these segments.
Otherwise, the rest of the segments maintain that base of hardcore TNA viewers who show up for the party every week, like they're on Cheers, but don't bring any friends with them. And they get their fill of wrestling entertainment every Thursday night like clockwork, which is perfectly fine. TNA has its base audience, but they won't attract any additional, consistent viewership above the base with the current product.
2:45 p.m. This past weekend was definitely a wrestling viewing weekend in the Caldwell household. (College football withdrawal, I suppose.) And all that wrestling viewing came without being able to watch the WWE PPV. It was bittersweet cable experience this weekend, as I discovered WWE 24/7 by accident on Saturday night, then spent three hours going through most of the programming.
The Legends Roundtable is simply great. Jim Ross anchors the panel and you get to see a different, less-produced, side of Ross. He's cracking jokes, telling "old war stories", and engaging the panelists for more great stories. Mick Foley has the best story on the "Greatest Badass" Roundtable that is currently airing. He talks about Kurt Angle pulling him aside before facing Tazz at the 2000 Royal Rumble in Tazz's WWE debut match, and being legitimately concerned about Tazz shooting on him in the ring. Michael Hayes and Pat Patterson have the bar fights covered with stories on wrestlers tearing up bars in the wrestling territories to create the impression with fans that the wrestlers were legit.
They also have some of the most famous title matches in WWE history, from the WWE Championship History DVD. I started with Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior at WrestleMania 6. It had been some time since I watched that match, probably the last time was on an old Coliseum Home Video release.
It was amazing to watch as every single move in that match meant something. They did a test of strength to start the match that seemed to last 30 minutes. It was so basic, but the crowd ate up every second of it to see who would come away with the advantage. The magic of the moment carried the match, the wrestling was as basic as it comes, but it's still one of the top title matches in WWE history.
It had been a few years since I watched the Shawn Michaels vs. Bret Hart 60-minute iron man match from WrestleMania 12. My memory is quite creative, as I remembered it being far more exciting than when I watched it again. They were in second gear for about 55 minutes before finally finishing the marathon with a burst in the final five minutes, leading to over-time. Still, it's a classic match that was part of WWE's transition away from the Hulkamania era.
I have a review of ROH's Manhattan Mayhem II DVD on the main listing. A great one-two punch main event with Morishima vs. Danielson and the Briscoes vs. Steen & Generico. It's close to year-end award season, and Morishima has solidified himself as a Top Five wrestler this year. He's just having great matches every time he steps foot in an ROH ring.
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11:20 a.m. Gauging the Armageddon PPV based on Wade Keller's report and Torch reader feedback, it sounds like the PPV was a hit or miss show. Hit for quality, consistent wrestling throughout, but a miss for the finishes to some of the big matches. The concept of a bunch of fake people running around the ring during a PPV main event title match doesn't work, especially when the Orton-Jericho and MVP-Rey Mysterio title matches ended with bogus finishes.
That said, WWE.com has a note that the Major Brothers played the role of fake Edge last night at the PPV. If it means something different and edgier from the Majors, then I'm all for it. They were pretty bland as a babyface tag team without any personality. I'm sure we can expect 10 straight weeks of the Majors getting beat up by Undertaker or Batista, but at least it's something different for the Majors.
I'm also getting a sense that they're slowly building Vickie's Empire, spearheaded by new World Hvt. champion Edge. With the addition of the Majors to chase the tag titles, Vickie can now find a Johnny Devine in the Cruiserweight ranks to reinstate the Cruiserweight Title. That is, if anyone knows where the belt is. Why not turn Funaki heel, with last week's beating from Edge part of his initiation?
I'm lukewarm on the concept of Vickie being drunk with power as Smackdown G.M., as we've seen the concept so many times before, but it could lead to some interesting storylines. Teddy Long is firm as a credible babyface authority figure, and he'll eventually get tired of being Vickie's gopher, so they can set up Teddy's group of babyfaces against Vickie's Empire to create some good TV matches.
Some other thoughts from the PPV ... Transitioning Chris Jericho into a feud against JBL is a good move. It's a slight step down from feuding against the WWE champion, but he moves into an important feud against one of the most prominent individuals on Smackdown. I'm curious to see who steps into the color analyst slot next to Michael Cole, as they really have to find a dynamic person who brings as much energy and passion as JBL does.
They picked a good time for Jeff Hardy to get a signature win over a top heavyweight to set up a PPV title match. It's been a long time since Hardy was in a meaningful WWE title match - having to go back to the ladder match against The Undertaker on Raw five years ago. And, with Hardy getting his title shot at the Rumble, he won't have to deliver killer promos to hype his match, as the Rumble PPV usually sells it self.
It would be great for Hardy to have consistent promo time starting tonight and leading to the Rumble, as he is capable of delivering a compelling word or two on a wrestling match. He just won't have to sell the PPV by himself in the next few weeks of main event TV storylines.
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