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VIP - MITCHELL'S MEMO: The Wrestling Smorgasbord (PWTorch Newsletter #994) Oct 9, 2007 - 8:46:05 PM
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Original Headline: "The Wrestling Smorgasbord"
Original Publish Date: October 13, 2007
Pro Wrestling Torch Newsletter #994
There's nothing worse than some hack writer passing off some half-thought-out gibberish as a "wrestling smorgasbord." Well, almost:
Say what you want about party-hearty Dixie Carter, that she may have little or no idea what she's doing when she's not slurping champagne out of...
where was I?... anyway, she figured out how to handle all those inconvenient inquiries about her pro wrestling company doing that expensive and needless drug testing. I mean, didn't they pay to send that nice Shane Douglas with the deep voice to rehab? Isn't that enough? Whatever happened to him, anyway?
Carter was ready, though, during that epic 17 minute press conference she gave last week because of all the interest in TNA's two hour debut. She announced that TNA's policy was they are against "illegal drugs."
Simple. Let the cops handle it. No need to institute expensive and potentially embarrassing testing when there are all those laws on the books. Isn't that why we pay taxes?
Hey, what happened to those handcuffs?
The money TNA saved on a real drug policy can be put to better use on the TNA One Superstar Saved At A Time program, this time benefiting Joey (Mercury) Matthews, last seen fired from WWE because of his ongoing pill addiction.
Even I Can't Believe This One Dept: Guess what infamous ex-WCW World Champion the newly powerful Vince Russo wants to bring in to TNA? Hey, that USA Today exposure is invaluable, no matter what those Internet marks say...
How many X division hotel rooms could TNA have paid for with that $500 Pac Man Jones made rain again at that big Spike TV party? Why should......
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