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VIP - MOJO MITCHELL'S WWE RAW 11/5: Stream of DX and Stone Cold's "Everything Priced To Go" Sale Nov 5, 2007 - 10:51:40 PM
We start with the traditional memorial to Lillian Ellison, The Fabulous Moolah.
It's L.A.
DX is back for one night because when the boss says you're back for one night, you're back for one night. What rebels.
So which one do you figure is the first to mention the penis?
Hornswoggle interrupts the "Let's get ready to..."
Triple H tells him he needs to go back under the ring. DX shows him the run-sheet for the show to prove he's not in the segment.
HBK: "He's in a short segment". HS puts HBK in "a short arm scissors." HS wants to join DX. HBK says yes. Triple H tells him go back under the ring. HS thinks there is a monster under there. Triple H tells HBK to check under the ring.
HBK gets dragged under the ring. He comes back out with worms in his mouth.
The Boogie Man
You can never have enough nerds, freaks, and weirdos. Triple X starts the intro again. The Great Khali interrupts, too.
HBK wants to walk on by Khali, who gets in the DX line.
Jonathan Coachman has had enough. Triple H tells Khali that Coach has been talking about him. Khali gives Coach a whack.
HBK points out this is the worst debacle since Katie Vick. (Man. Nobody watches TNA.)
Triple H: I don't think anybody writes this crap. They're on strike.
Okay. I laughed at that.
And as you probably figured, no, they're not.
And we finally finish the "Let's get ready to..." which means this may be the all-time longest any DX skit went without "dick" reference.
Beth Phoenix immediately squashes Double Kelly with a fisherman's suplex.
Santino Morella says Stone Cold isn't going to be there because if he were going to come, he would have been there already. If he comes anyway Santino, has a paper bag for him to act his way out of. (And Keller complains about my grammar...)
Carlito is supposed to face Joey (?) but he gets a replacement - Snitsky. Why does Carlito get to make matches? Why does Carlito get to order around Snitsky? Who's Joey?
I dunno.
Snitsky squashes Joey.
Carlito starts to spit his apple on Joey. Snitsky crushes Carlito with a bodyslam.
Why don't they send the guy back to Puerto Rico and be done with it?
Tom Green and the guy who was both on "Beverly Hills 90210" and "OZ" are here tonight.
A nice Jeff Hardy video airs.
Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler put over the return of the traditional Survivor Series match, featuring the groundbreaking match-up of Triple H & four guys vs. five other guys. "There could be nine falls!" Ross blubbers. Get your tickets now.
Mr. Kennedy & Finlay face Jeff Hardy & The L.A. Insurance. Finlay takes Hardy to the mat. Can't say I've seen much of that, at least from Jeff Hardy. Hardy slaps the sh-- out of Finlay, who lariats him out of the ring for the commercial break. This is a good match. Rey and Jeff hit their stuff for clean feel-good win.
Maria tells Santino Marella she heard Stone Cold is here. Marella blows her off. They head to the ring.
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