{"id":174808,"date":"2024-03-02T21:57:23","date_gmt":"2024-03-03T03:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/?p=174808"},"modified":"2024-03-02T21:57:23","modified_gmt":"2024-03-03T03:57:23","slug":"over-unders-wwe-smackdown-3-1-rocks-separate-entrance-reigns-bashful-about-his-belly-solos-happy-face-creepy-kairi-trash-can-helmets-ortons-creative-rko-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/2024\/03\/02\/over-unders-wwe-smackdown-3-1-rocks-separate-entrance-reigns-bashful-about-his-belly-solos-happy-face-creepy-kairi-trash-can-helmets-ortons-creative-rko-more\/","title":{"rendered":"OVER &#038; UNDERS &#8211; WWE SMACKDOWN (3\/1): Rock&#8217;s separate entrance, Reigns bashful about his belly, Solo&#8217;s happy face, Creepy Kairi, Trash Can Helmets, Orton&#8217;s Creative RKO, more"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"pwtor-3267561753\" class=\"pwtor-before-content pwtor-entity-placement\"><hr \/><b>SPOTLIGHTED PODCAST ALERT (YOUR ARTICLE BEGINS A FEW INCHES DOWN)... <\/b>\r\n\r\n<iframe src=\"https:\/\/widget.spreaker.com\/player?show_id=3076978&theme=light&playlist=false&playlist-continuous=false&autoplay=false&live-autoplay=false&chapters-image=true&episode_image_position=right&hide-logo=false&hide-likes=false&hide-comments=false&hide-sharing=false&hide-download=true\" width=\"100%\" height=\"140px\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>\r\n<hr \/><\/div><p>Finally\u2026err\u2026AGAIN, The Rock, has come back\u2026to Smackdown. Get excited folks, because WWE announced two whole matches and an appearance for the show. That\u2019s like inviting me to a full-menu dinner and only telling me two appetizers ahead of time. How do I know if I\u2019m even gonna like it, if I can barely smell what you\u2019re cooking? It\u2019s time for the most OVERRATED and UNDER-APPRECIATED moments from this week\u2019s Friday Night Smackdown.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; P.L.E.-ASE EXPLAIN<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Why do we assume everyone knows what P.L.E. means? They say it constantly, but I can\u2019t remember them actually saying it stands for Premium Live Event. This feels like they just tried to sneak it in there as already-canon slang. P.L.E\u2026which in this case, stands for Please Let\u2019s Explain.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; FLO MERCY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tonight\u2019s Smackdown is brought to us by Progressive, because that\u2019s what WWE wants you to know they are. Jokes aside, where\u2019s Flo? Why aren\u2019t we doing something hysterical with her? This P.L.E. is brought to you by Progressive, so welcome to WWE FLO MERCY. In our main event, it\u2019s Flo versus Jake from State Farm versus the Geico gecko in a triple threat, like Progressive, which is a triple threat of home, auto and more! I kid, but I honestly think it\u2019s only a matter of time before we get Flo in a WWE cameo.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; ROCK\u2019S SOLO (NOT THAT ONE)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Not having The Rock come out under The Bloodline banner just makes Roman Reigns look weak. He\u2019s still jamming out with his second fiddle to Rocky\u2019s air guitar. Seriously though, you tell us he\u2019s in The Bloodline, but he can\u2019t walk out to their music? The Rock doesn\u2019t need a solo (not that one). He needs to be boosting Reigns as the head of the table, heading into the main event of WrestleMania. This is like being at a diner and having someone bring you hot chocolate, and then the whipped cream several minutes later. By that time, the hot chocolate has completely cooled off, and guess where the whipped cream goes\u2026on top. Feeling like a different kind of cool, Roman? Grab one of those Levels Above hoodies because it\u2019s going to be a chilly ride when you\u2019re blocked from the sun, hiding in Rock\u2019s shadow. Wow. That was a tangent and a half, even for me. Cody Rhodes, lord help you if you ever ask what I want to talk about.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; VAPING REIGNS?<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"pwtor-1098448817\" class=\"pwtor-content pwtor-entity-placement\"><div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280 __336x280\" id=\"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\", slotId: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n<p>Wait, has Roman Reigns\u2019 augmented reality graphic always spewed some kind of blue mist? Is virtual Roman vaping? For shame, WWE, for shame! I don\u2019t care where you sit at the table, that poison air is wafting around the whole room. Virtual Reigns is levels above\u2026when it comes to lung deterioration\u2026irritability\u2026and all the other side effects written in really small font.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; TOO MUCH SKIN<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My absolute favorite moment of Roman Reigns\u2019 entrance, is when he\u2019s hoisting his prize above his head, with fireworks going off, and his lackeys throwing a finger up, and he suddenly gets self conscious and pulls his shirt down because one of his abs is hanging out. Roman, since when are you self-conscious? Did you treat yourself to one of The Rock\u2019s insane cheat meals? You\u2019ll be okay. Be proud of who you are. It\u2019s what\u2019s on the inside that counts, and inside all of that muscle, bravado and tattoos is\u2026actually, let\u2019s stick with shallow judgment.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; STEALING SONGS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Has anyone else noticed that Roman Reigns\u2019 entrance song sounds like a slowed down, movie trailer version of Justin Timberlake\u2019s Cry Me A River? The tribal chief acknowledges you, Justin. If you don\u2019t acknowledge him back, it could be Bye Bye Bye for you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; REIGNS\u2019S BOOSY ENTRANCE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kudos to WWE for having enough confidence in The Bloodline\u2019s heat to allow a significant amount of time for them to get drowned in boos. That could have backfired, but they gambled and it paid off. Good job acknowledging your heat, my tribal chief. Soak it in. You\u2019ve earned it\u2026sort of. Well, truthfully you were handed the top spot on a silver platter, but you\u2019ve earned it post-nepotism. Believe that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; TRY AND TRY AGAIN<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"pwtor-932522752\" class=\"pwtor-content-1 pwtor-entity-placement\"><!-- Tag ID: pwtorchcom_test_300x600 -->\r\n<div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280 __300x600\" id=\"pwtorchcom_test_300x600\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x600\", slotId: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x600\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n<p>I absolutely love this concept of Roman Reigns repeating his acknowledgment schtick to get the response he wants. He had the crowd wrapped around his finger tighter than a corset in Pirates of the Caribbean. If I had one nitpick, it would be him getting angry. He should be playing it cool. He can\u2019t let the crowd get under his skin. It pokes holes in the armor of his aura. Saying his obligations are finished and he\u2019s leaving\u2026on a jet\u2026is perfect heel fodder. This is what I was saying a few weeks ago about Cody Rhodes and his luxury bus. Rich people stuff is for heels. Let Roman ride his jet, and you just enter the arena. We don\u2019t need to see your rich-mobile.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; SIGNS FOR JIMMY USO<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There is literally a sign in the crowd that states Jimmy Uso is someone\u2019s hero. Honestly, anonymous fan, that\u2019s just trying too hard. That\u2019s like looking up the ref\u2019s names before a live event, so you can yell to them and get the smallest rub of acknowledgement (see what I did there?), from the lowest rung on the ladder. Sorry, Jimmy. You\u2019re not the ones, or even the one, you\u2019re a solid four\u2026five with The Rock\u2026with or without yeet.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; CHEAP HEAT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Paul Heyman is like a gloriously evil version of Mick Foley, always figuring out ways to get cheap heat. Hyping The Rock, and then throwing to a commercial break is hilariously annoying, and such a heel move. I would love to see Paul whip this schtick out more.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; REIGNS IS MAD AT ROCK?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>During Paul Heyman\u2019s hype for The Rock, Roman Reigns seems absolutely furious, like someone just peed in the pool at his pool party. He looks jealous, petty, and just spiteful, which he should be, but not toward The Rock, fresh off of their alliance. It\u2019s too soon to show the cracks. I\u2019m starting to feel like they\u2019re telegraphing The Rock turning on Reigns, in a double cross, that he whispered in Cody Rhodes\u2019 ear last month.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; CORN<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m always so pleasantly surprised at the creativity of WWE fans. I was completely yanked out of the aura of The Rock\u2019s entrance when I saw a sign saying that he eats corn the long way. What?! Corn is delicious, and eating it the long way seems like a waste of savoring its sweet little boxes of flavor, and a potential choking hazard. Rock may put a boot up your ass, but he certainly doesn\u2019t want you choking\u2026right? Right?!<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; THE ROCK\u2019S SHIRT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What is this shirt The Rock is wearing? It literally looks like some designer just thought of the most expensive collage of random things, and put them on a shirt and called it fashion. Rock, you look like you\u2019re auditioning to play The Goblet of Fire in Harry Potter. Also, is this made out of a tarp? I feel like I could use this to cover my air conditioner in the winter. But what do I know? It doesn\u2019t matter what I think.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; DRUGS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I get that The Rock is always going to walk that fine line of being too edgy, but shouting out cocaine and meth, and then cutting to a crowd cheering is a little classless. I feel like The Rock is just flailing a little bit, not sure if he can hang onto this heel heat. Also, honorable mention to something The Rock finds overrated\u2026buttons and using them. He took it even further by saying they finally have something worth shooting into their veins because he\u2019s there. Again, Rock\u2026way too far. People die every day from that. I\u2019d say that probably knocked off a solid $12.5 million off of the box office profit for Moana 2. Side note, is anyone else\u2019s broadcast of Smackdown cutting in and out? I feel like the Fox signal is on meth.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; SOLO&#8217;S HAPPY FACE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I loved The Rock pointing out that we can\u2019t tell, but that\u2019s Solo Sikoa\u2019s happy face. This could be a fun gimmick for him, always acting grumpy but insisting he\u2019s happy. It\u2019s kind of like Tommy Lee Jones\u2019 monotone and emotionless character in Men in Black. He made that work with bland charm. I could see Solo doing something similar, just without the suit, sunglasses and hit single. Remember that song? YouTube it. You\u2019re welcome, and apologies for sticking that in your head with superglue for the next 3 years.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; SOLO\u2019S SOLO<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Props to Solo Sikoa for giving a dumbfounded, fear-stricken face when The Rock suggested he might sing the national anthem. His resting Solo face is hilarious, especially when he has someone to riff off of. The crowd then erupts into a chant for the would-be singer. And just like that, Solo got over without saying a word. That\u2019s what a master The Rock is. God it\u2019s good to have him back, especially when he manipulates the crowd into great reactions.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; MAIN EVENT 1 and 2<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I didn\u2019t see the reveal of stipulation stakes and a double main event for Roman Reigns coming. It makes sense. If you\u2019re going to have Roman work 2 nights back-to-back, you might as well give him an excuse to keep his bumps to a minimum. I love the stakes of this. Getting rid of The Bloodline almost ensures a Cody Rhodes victory. This is incredibly smart booking, and it has me very excited for both WrestleMania nights and the amped up arc between them. Well done, WWE. Very smart. Kudos. I\u2019ll give you some corn on the cob to eat however you like.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; ROCK-SOLID AUTHORITY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ugh. Did The Rock have to go the angle of saying he\u2019s on the board and essentially the new evil boss character? You\u2019re better than that, Rock. We don\u2019t need you singing pass\u00e9 oldies. We want some new jams from you and your yukalaylee. Special props to spell check for teaching me how to spell yukalaylee, which I don\u2019t think I\u2019ve ever typed in my life, until this moment. The Rock\u2026providing boots to asses and literacy to the masses.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; NO SENSE OF SMELL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oh my God. Roman Reigns physically stopping The Rock from doing his most famous line, is the most badass, authority-cementing, alpha-asserting move I\u2019ve seen since this alliance started. Then he tops it off by asking The Rock to acknowledge him. That\u2019s an \u201cI\u2019ll be back\u201d, &#8220;You had me at hello\u201d, \u201cTake your hands off me you damn dirty ape\u201d level of moment. I\u2019m going to need therapy after tonight. How can I be expected to sleep after witnessing the energy in this moment, equivalent to drinking 5 Zoa Energy Drinks?! Now we know why Roman was snarling and over-selling his annoyance during The Rock\u2019s entrance. It was annoying me to no end, but now that I see what he was holding inside, and he totally redeemed himself (he says in his best Dumb &amp; Dumber voice).<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; ROCKING MAKEUP<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Rock just removed his sunglasses and I\u2019m fairly confident he\u2019s wearing blush makeup on his cheeks. Nothing wrong with that mind you, to each their own, it\u2019s just jarring to see Black Adam with rosy cheeks. Maybe he\u2019s feeling particularly festive, like this match is an early Christmas gift. Yeah. Let\u2019s go with that. Merry Christmas, Rock.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; HEY\u2026 MAN, THAT\u2019S GOOD ACTING<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And the Oscar goes to\u2026drumroll\u2026Paul Heyman for best supporting actor in a drama. His facial expressions and eyes were absolutely gold during this segment between Roman Reigns and The Rock. He\u2019s just the human embodiment of punctuation in anything he does. In this exchange, he took the form of an exclamation point, just ending it all on a high note. Bravo, Paul. Bravo. Honorable mention to The Rock for putting over Reigns by acknowledging him. Reigns needed this. He was drowning in The Rock\u2019s shadow. Kudos to Rock for seeing what was happening and course correcting\u2026you know\u2026again.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; WHO ME?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t think Roman Reigns needed to act like a kid that just got an N64 on Christmas in the \u201890s, when The Rock handed him the mic. Instead of having the Rock initiate it and then pass the torch, so to speak, I think Roman, staring straight ahead, should have just stretched his hand out, and have Rock obey. Similar to what he does with Paul Heyman when he\u2019s talking. It\u2019s such a powerful alpha move and I would have loved to see him do that to The Rock.. That would have been the stronger play in my humble opinion.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; RANDY GOES FULL KURT ANGLE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The funeral for Austin Theory\u2019s push continues in this segment with Grayson Waller and Randy Orton. I can\u2019t believe how much this guy has cooled off from where he was. He\u2019s starting to feel like the wedding cake you keep in your freezer for your one year anniversary. Only by the time you go to eat it, it\u2019s lost all of its flavor. A-Town going down aside, I thought Randy was hilarious in this segment. This reminds me of when Kurt Angle went full Kurt Angle, and dove headfirst into being funny. I like this side of Randy. He mixes violent intent with humorous quips like they\u2019re soulmates. You gave me 3 letters in that segment, Randy\u2026L\u2026O\u2026L. See what I did there? It\u2019s fun to play with words. Ya know what else is fun to play? WWE2K24 releasing next week. Pre-order your Brock Lesnar-free edition today!<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED- MAIN EVENT FEELINGS HURT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Wait, so Randy Orton gets a main event because he got offended by people talking about him? This loose storytelling bothers me. This makes it sound like Nick Aldis didn\u2019t plan for a main event. What if Randy hadn\u2019t taken offense to Austin Theory and Grayson Waller? What then? This booking is looser than a belt at Weight Watchers.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; OVERDRIVING THE OVERLAP<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oh yay, WWE is promoting Nascar again. Nothing says sports entertainment like onesies covered in ads, cars that look like they\u2019re covered in stickers, and a whole lot of left turns. If they\u2019re going to do this, they might as well go full bore and get a WWE car made, and have a superstar drive it, so we at least get a little action.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; SKIPPING IRRELEVANT ENTRANCES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d like to thank WWE for sparing us a lengthy Naomi dance entrance, and a pose-a-thon from Tiffany Stratton. Nothing against them. They\u2019re hard workers, but both of their entrances could use a revamp. Naomi\u2019s entrance in particular feels like a rerun I\u2019ve seen a hundred times, and she just came back, which tells you her entrance is more tired than Firestone. Special mention to Wade Barrett for reminding us that Tiffy time eliminated Naomi at The Elimination Chamber. I like this dynamic of having previous conflicts dictate future matches. It\u2019s smart and rewards us for watching.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; FLIPS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tiffany Stratton and Naomi having a flip off (flipping each other off?) mid-match is ridiculous. On one hand, it\u2019s impressive athleticism that fans will eat up. On the other hand, it makes it seem like they truly don\u2019t have any aggression toward each other. Also, Corey Graves mentioned Naomi is a former women\u2019s champion. I don\u2019t remember this at all. I think they need to keep both women\u2019s world titles on their respective champs for a long time, to build back up the novelty of seeing a title change. They\u2019ve done a great job with Rhea Ripley, but I honestly had to stop and think about who the other champ was.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; GLOSSING OVER ACCOLADES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I keep forgetting that Tiffany Stratton was an Olympic gymnast. Thank you, Corey Graves for reminding us. That\u2019s real clout that helps her credibility. WWE should put together a hype package for her, much like they did with Kurt Angle when he first came in. Otherwise, it\u2019s easy to miss if you\u2019re not listening closely to Graves.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; RANDOM TITLE SHOTS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hold the phones. Bailey and Dakota Kai get a tag title shot because Damage Control hurt Kai\u2019s leg? Well if that doesn\u2019t encourage inter-work assault, or faking injury, I don\u2019t know what will. If this logic was sound, Tonya Harding wouldn\u2019t have been stripped of her Olympic gold medal.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; CREEPY KAIRI SANE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kairi Sane has really come into her own with her mannerisms. She is straight up creepy, and has a soulless stare she does at the camera that gives me goosebumps\u2026and I don\u2019t mean the books. She legitimately looks at the camera with the same blank, haunting glare as the ghost girl in The Grudge. It works in spades. Thanks Kairi, now I\u2019m not going to sleep tonight, because your twisty umbrella and ghost stare are going to give me nightmares. Excuse me while I hide under my bed\u2026because that ALWAYS works in horror movies. Right?<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; TERRIFIED IYO SKY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Why is Iyo Sky walking around like she just lived through a traumatic event, and she\u2019s still plagued with P.T.S.D.? Did Kairi Sane give her nightmares too? She looks like a puppy during a thunderstorm every week. I feel like if anyone makes the slightest sound, she\u2019s going to jump 10-feet. Personally. I wish it was Kairi versus Bayley at WrestleMania. At least Kairi is along for the buildup. Here\u2019s hoping Sky overcomes whatever has her looking like a deer in headlights. Maybe it\u2019s just stage fright. If so, at least she picked a good business to avoid such things.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; HUNGRY PIRANHAS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I really enjoy the piranha-esq antics of The Kabuki Warriors, swimming around the ring, taking little bites anywhere they can. Special mention to the predictable turn of Dakota Kai being done unpredictably mid-hot tag. That was jarringly fast, in a good way. Well done! If I had a sticker book of gold stars, I\u2019d give you two, Dakota.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; BRON BREAKKS PEOPLE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I love that they\u2019re feeding more credible wrestlers to Bron Breakker. It\u2019s so much better than no-names getting annihilated, and despite losing, it gives the NXT stars some exposure to the mainstream audience. It\u2019s win win. Also, I don\u2019t think I\u2019ll need another cup of coffee for a week after that match. Bron\u2019s matches are like an espresso shot, mixed with Red Bull, and chased with a Zoa. I still ccan\u2019t gett overr the inexplicable use of two k\u2019s in his namme, but so bbe itt. I\u2019m sure as hell not going to say anything to him.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; WWE\u2019S PROMO TEAM WINS AGAIN<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>That Santos Escobar versus Carlito package has me hyped for a match I wasn\u2019t even looking forward to. Escobar is a fantastic villain, and such a natural actor. His minions, not so much, but that\u2019s okay. He\u2019s enough of a mouthpiece for everyone involved. I could see him working his way up to being a top heel in the future. I also love The Emperor of Lucha Libre moniker. It\u2019s catchy and sounds powerful.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; NOT ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Our ring announcer just rattled off all of the names of the L.W.O. accompanying Carlito to the ring. The only problem? They stopped at the entrance ramp. I don\u2019t know if they got distracted by the sea of great fan signs, weren\u2019t paying attention to the announcer, or simply got stage fright, but it\u2019s jarring to announce a team doing something that they\u2019re not actually doing. And now, I\u2019ll relax in my Ferrari, on my private island, while I continue breaking down inconsequential details of Smackdown.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; CARLITO\u2019S ORIGINAL THEME<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Call me crazy, and I know it\u2019s not sanitary in this day and age, but I miss the nostalgic \u201cI spit in the face of people who don\u2019t want to be cool\u201d entrance quote. That said, I want to give props to Corey Graves for pointing out that Carlito grew up on the island that made hardcore famous. I\u2019ve been wondering why this is a street fight. That\u2019s great context. Man, WWE is on fire lately with making things make sense, even little nuances like this. They\u2019re feeding us warm donuts every week, and remembering all the sprinkles.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; CHAIRSHOTS TO THE HEAD<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I get that this is a street fight between Santos Escobar and Carlito, and I love ring weapons as much as the next guy, but chair shots to the head have no place in wrestling today. No thank you. Slap on the wrist, WWE, maybe even a ruler to the knuckles. That\u2019s right, I\u2019m combating violence with violence because two wrongs\u2026cancel each other out.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; TRASH CAN HELMETS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This is going to sound hypocritical, but I truly don\u2019t mind the shots to the top of the trashcan by Carlito, with Santos Escobar\u2019s evil head inside. He feels protected, and it looks like a Looney Tunes character pounding someone into the ground. That\u2019s what\u2019s up, doc.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; ANGRY DOCTORS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Santos Escobar versus Carlito was a perfectly fine match while it lasted. Did we really need the guys who look like angry shirtless doctors, with their white pants, interfering? Santos could benefit from a clean win, but the heat does do him well too. Carlito feels like he\u2019s lost a step in the ring. He\u2019s still over, and has the charisma, but his fluidity between moves seems to have gotten more clogged than an artery in a potato chip factory.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; REY RETURNS!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Wait, that wasn\u2019t the end of the Santos Escobar versus Carlito match? I didn\u2019t see that coming. I also didn\u2019t see Rey Mysterio returning. I was bummed to see him on crutches, and popped big when it was a swerve. He may be older, but you can\u2019t teach that kind of fire that burns in Rey. He is beloved for a reason. I\u2019m stoked for the likely showdown between Rey and Escobar at WrestleMania. I feel like I was eating a hot fudge sundae, and you just pulled out a brownie that makes it all even more delicious.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; REY\u2019S MASK<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not a huge fan of Rey Mysterio\u2019s mask tonight. He looks like he\u2019s cosplaying the love child of Magneto and an orc from The Lord of the Rings.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; FOLDING SUNGLASSES WITH ONE HAND<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Go back and watch the interaction between Nick Aldis and L.A. Knight again. Keep an eye on his sunglasses. He removes them, and then struggles to fold them for most of the segment. It\u2019s okay to use two hands, Knight.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER- APPRECIATED &#8211; KEVIN OWENS IS SPECIAL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hearing Kevin Owens announced as a \u201cspecial commentator\u201d, and then having him happily react to the intro, was hilarious. Is there anyone better than Owens with off-the-cuff quips right now? He has a bright future as a commentator when he retires. Special mention of Owens pointing out that Austin Theory is dumb because he doesn\u2019t bundle all of his insurance with (Smackdown sponsor) Progressive. Hilarious.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED &#8211; LONG ENTRANCES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If Randy Orton continues to take this long during his entrance, I\u2019d like to propose we change his moniker from viper to snail. Pick up the pace, Randy. We don\u2019t have all day. Grayson Waller has Hawaiian shirts to buy, and Austin Theory is out of baby oil.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED &#8211; CREATIVE R.K.O.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I love it when Randy Orton whips out a creative variation on the R.K.O. I still haven\u2019t forgotten when he nailed Evan Bourne with it, mid shooting star press. When he gets creative with these, it\u2019s just beautiful. 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