{"id":182222,"date":"2024-07-27T13:13:49","date_gmt":"2024-07-27T18:13:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/?p=182222"},"modified":"2024-07-29T12:56:47","modified_gmt":"2024-07-29T17:56:47","slug":"wwe-overs-unders-gunther-goes-full-schwartzenegger-julius-creeds-choking-hazard-c-m-punks-hair-la-knights-poor-timing-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/2024\/07\/27\/wwe-overs-unders-gunther-goes-full-schwartzenegger-julius-creeds-choking-hazard-c-m-punks-hair-la-knights-poor-timing-more\/","title":{"rendered":"WWE OVERS &#038; UNDERS: Gunther goes full Schwartzenegger, Julius Creed&#8217;s choking hazard, C.M. Punk&#8217;s hair, LA Knight&#8217;s poor timing, more"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"pwtor-1704115493\" class=\"pwtor-before-content pwtor-entity-placement\"><hr \/><b>SPOTLIGHTED PODCAST ALERT (YOUR ARTICLE BEGINS A FEW INCHES DOWN)... <\/b>\r\n\r\n<iframe src=\"https:\/\/widget.spreaker.com\/player?show_id=3076978&theme=light&playlist=false&playlist-continuous=false&autoplay=false&live-autoplay=false&chapters-image=true&episode_image_position=right&hide-logo=false&hide-likes=false&hide-comments=false&hide-sharing=false&hide-download=true\" width=\"100%\" height=\"140px\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>\r\n<hr \/><\/div><p>Well folks, we are a mere 1 week from the mid-summer showcase of the immortals, so we might as well dissect nuanced details that have no impact on anything, no relevance to any story, and dare I say, no point in reading. With that in mind, if you\u2019re still with me, let\u2019s dig in.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED ON RAW &#8211; SHIRTS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>At the start of Monday Night Raw we often see our favorite superstars entering the arena. We get to see our heroes dressed as normal people and say \u201cHey! Aside from wearing sunglasses indoors, they ARE just like us.\u201d Unless of course you are witnessing the arena entrances of Ilja Dragunov or Bron (I can\u2019t spell) Breakker. Ilja is dressed to the nines. He\u2019s on his way to a WWE prom, a James Bond audition, or a best pocket square competition. On the flip side, Bron has no shirt. That\u2019s right, we must now accept that Bron travels shirtless. \u201cNo shirts, no shoes, no service\u201d signs be damned. He\u2019s here to breakk the rules and be a rebbel beyond just misspelling wordds. At least TSA must be a breeze to get through. Although the Tourettes-like rabid barking might be a red flag that warrants a pat down, or a doggie treat. Hey, it tastes like chicken!<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED ON RAW &#8211; GUNTHER GOES FULL SCHWARZENEGGER<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Did anyone else notice, during round 2 of Damian Priest versus Gunther, that Gunther went full Schwarzenegger? Go back and watch it. He starts screaming the Ahnuld-famous line \u201cComeon. Come on!!!\u201d with all of its rich Austrian glory. Let me start by saying that Gunther doesn\u2019t need a gimmick. He\u2019s better than that. He\u2019s above such things. That said, if he did decide to go even more Schwarzenegger, I\u2019d be here for it. But he needs to commit to using such classic lines as \u201cWho is your daddy and what does he do,\u201d \u201cIt\u2019s not a toomah,\u201d and \u201cYou hit like a vegetarian.\u201d God I love that bulletproof, meat castle of a man and his inexplicable, life-risking pauses to deliver one-liners. I tuned in tonight and saw a glimpse of my hero in Gunther, errr, heard an, uh, echo of my hero. Anyway, let me trudge through the rest of my lead up to deliver my joke. If he continues this\u2026I\u2019ll be back. See what I did there?! Oh how quoting testosterone-fueled 80s movies brings me joy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED ON RAW &#8211; JULIUS CREED\u2019S CHOKING HAZARD<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Everyone in WWE chews, or at least pretends to chew gum. Save for one near death experience by L.A. Knight mid promo, it\u2019s a relatively safe pastime. That said, Julius Creed was chewing the biggest wad of gum I\u2019ve ever seen tonight. I\u2019m not even convinced it was gum, so much as a Fruit By The Foot, which he confused with gum, and proceeded to attempt to chew it down. I feel like even the Wyatt Sicks, had they noticed, ya know, if they hadn\u2019t bribed the lighting guy to make it dark again, would have said \u201cDude, you\u2019re gonna choke. Spit that out.\u201d<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Check out the free weekly podcast I host with Javier Machado called &#8220;Acknowledging WWE,&#8221; part of the PWTorch Dailycast line-up. Search &#8220;pwtorch&#8221; to subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and all other iOS and Android podcast apps or stream it directly <a href=\"https:\/\/www.spreaker.com\/episode\/acknowledging-wwe-rhea-gets-her-licks-in-is-nikki-cross-actually-in-wyatt-sicks-who-is-next-for-cody-after-solo-more--60810166\">HERE<\/a> or below&#8230;<\/p><div id=\"pwtor-3732692464\" class=\"pwtor-content pwtor-entity-placement\"><div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280 __336x280\" id=\"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\", slotId: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/widget.spreaker.com\/player?episode_id=60810166&amp;theme=light&amp;playlist=show&amp;playlist-continuous=false&amp;chapters-image=true&amp;episode_image_position=right&amp;hide-logo=false&amp;hide-likes=false&amp;hide-comments=false&amp;hide-sharing=false&amp;hide-download=true\" width=\"100%\" height=\"200px\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED ON RAW &#8211; FLUFFY PHIL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What in the holy hell is going on with C.M. Punk\u2019s hair tonight? Is that a wig? Did he just get a blow out? Is he headed to audition for a period piece after Raw?! I\u2019m so utterly distracted by his medieval cosplaying, that I have no idea what he said or did. I\u2019m blinded by it. I\u2019m mesmerized by it, but not in a good way. It\u2019s more like the way you can\u2019t look away from roadkill. It\u2019s hideous, but your eyes refuse to listen to your brain and look away. If the Wyatt Sicks ever want to get really scary, all they need is a VHS camera and 5 minutes with Phil and his fluffy new look. This isn\u2019t a fashion competition, Punk, but I\u2019m still going to need you to do better. You can be the voice of the voiceless, but can you also spare my eyes from whatever this infection is? If you do it again I\u2019m going to have to start calling you \u201cFluffy Phil.\u201d Why? Because it\u2019s dumb, superficial and completely justified.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED ON SMACKDOWN &#8211; KNIGHT\u2019S POOR TIMING<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Did anyone else notice during L.A. Knight\u2019s entrance before the entrance, he said \u201cNow play my music\u201d after his music had already started? It\u2019s raining outside right now, and I\u2019d like to let everyone know that I\u2019m predicting it\u2019s GOING to rain. See how that works, Knight? If they hit it too early, react to it, play it off, course correct, but if you stick to the script despite curveballs it disconnects me from the realism. By the way, I\u2019m also predicting that the rain will cause the ground to become wet.<\/p>\n<p><strong>OVERRATED ON SMACKDOWN &#8211; THE BLOODLINE GETS YOUNGEST CHILD TREATMENT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Okay so last week The Bloodline assaulted Cody Rhodes, put him through a table, outside the confines of a match, and they damn near decapitated Kevin Owens, and the first thing out of Nick Aldis\u2019s mouth is that Tanga Loa sustained an eye injury? Where are the ramifications? Where are the consequences?! I feel like The Bloodline is getting the youngest child treatment, never facing punishment, and quite literally (almost) getting away with murder. As for their other crimes? Apparently Tanga Loa is now into piracy, and Solo Sikoa started an after-hours vigilante detective agency (nice jacket). Also, Mr. Aldis, do we really need to use the full names of Tama Tonga and Jacob Fatu when we\u2019re in an intimate setting? Is there another Jacob around that could get confused? Another Tama within 8,000 miles?? No. No there is not. First names will do just fine here, Nick.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UNDER-APPRECIATED ON SMACKDOWN &#8211; CORBIN GETS A MOUTHFUL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If you go back and rewatch the very beginning of the tag team gauntlet match, you can see one of the most hilariously obvious examples of calling it in the ring since John Cena. Angel Garza runs Baron Corbin into the corner, then stays there, Corbin\u2019s face perfectly positioned for a stink face. Now that doesn\u2019t happen of course, but what does is Corbin trying to call it in the ring with a mouthful of outer thigh, which makes for a hilariously absurd moment. On a side note, later in this match, I was so impressed with the final offense from Jacob Fatu against Montez Ford. The announcers always sell how Ford defies gravity and physics, well, Fatu doesn\u2019t just defy them, he straight up breaks and rewrites those laws. He\u2019s just an anomaly of physicality and I think the sky&#8217;s the limit for him. He\u2019s intense, hard-hitting and amazingly fast and agile. He\u2019s just like Tanga Loa, except, you know, opposite in every way.<\/p><div id=\"pwtor-4220248245\" class=\"pwtor-content-1 pwtor-entity-placement\"><!-- Tag ID: pwtorchcom_test_300x600 -->\r\n<div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280 __300x600\" id=\"pwtorchcom_test_300x600\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x600\", slotId: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x600\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n<p>I\u2019ll see you Monday on Syfy! Remember that channel?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>RECOMMENDED NEXT:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/2024\/07\/26\/wwe-smackdown-results-7-26-mcdonalds-alt-perspective-report-on-tag-team-gauntlet-match-knight-vs-escobar-bayley-michin-vs-jax-stratton\/\">WWE SMACKDOWN RESULTS (7\/26) : McDonald\u2019s \u201calt perspective\u201d report on Tag Team Gauntlet Match, Knight vs. Escobar, Bayley\/Michin vs. Jax\/Stratton<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>OR CHECK THIS OUT AT PROWRESTLING.NET:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/prowrestling.net\/site\/2024\/07\/23\/powells-wwe-raw-hit-list-cm-punk-and-drew-mcintyre-finn-balor-and-jd-mcdonagh-vs-sami-zayn-and-jey-uso-in-a-non-title-match-bron-breakker-vs-ilja-dragunov-for-a-shot-at-the-intercontinental-tit\/\">Powell\u2019s WWE Raw Hit List: CM Punk and Drew McIntyre, Finn Balor and JD McDonagh vs. Sami Zayn and Jey Uso in a non-title match, Bron Breakker vs. Ilja Dragunov for a shot at the Intercontinental Title<\/a><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Wade Keller Post-show - WWE Smackdown w\/cohost Tom Stoup\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fSql-tcKNFw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<div class=\"pwtor-end-article-groups pwtor-entity-placement\" id=\"pwtor-2243389415\"><div id=\"pwtor-3311342110\"><div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280\" id=\"pwtorchcom_medrec_3\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"pwtorchcom_medrec_3\", slotId: \"pwtorchcom_medrec_3\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\nTHANK YOU FOR VISITING<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Well folks, we are a mere 1 week from the mid-summer showcase of the immortals, so we might as well dissect nuanced details that have no impact on anything, no relevance to any story, and <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/2024\/07\/27\/wwe-overs-unders-gunther-goes-full-schwartzenegger-julius-creeds-choking-hazard-c-m-punks-hair-la-knights-poor-timing-more\/\" title=\"WWE OVERS &#038; UNDERS: Gunther goes full Schwartzenegger, Julius Creed&#8217;s choking hazard, C.M. 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