{"id":210055,"date":"2026-03-23T12:48:43","date_gmt":"2026-03-23T17:48:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/?p=210055"},"modified":"2026-03-23T12:48:43","modified_gmt":"2026-03-23T17:48:43","slug":"30-yrs-ago-kellers-wwe-raw-report-3-18-1996-the-episode-where-bret-called-shawn-michaels-dancing-obnoxious-and-annoying-and-said-this-isnt-a-dance-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/2026\/03\/23\/30-yrs-ago-kellers-wwe-raw-report-3-18-1996-the-episode-where-bret-called-shawn-michaels-dancing-obnoxious-and-annoying-and-said-this-isnt-a-dance-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"30 YRS AGO \u2013 Keller\u2019s WWE Raw Report (3\/18\/1996): The episode where Bret called Shawn Michaels dancing &#8220;obnoxious and annoying&#8221; and said &#8220;this isn&#8217;t a dance contest&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"pwtor-1676692325\" class=\"pwtor-before-content pwtor-entity-placement\"><hr \/><b>SPOTLIGHTED PODCAST ALERT (YOUR ARTICLE BEGINS A FEW INCHES DOWN)... <\/b>\r\n\r\n<iframe src=\"https:\/\/widget.spreaker.com\/player?show_id=3076978&theme=light&playlist=false&playlist-continuous=false&autoplay=false&live-autoplay=false&chapters-image=true&episode_image_position=right&hide-logo=false&hide-likes=false&hide-comments=false&hide-sharing=false&hide-download=true\" width=\"100%\" height=\"140px\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>\r\n<hr \/><\/div><p><em>The following report originally published 30 years ago this week in the Pro Wrestling Torch Newsletter paper copy\u2026<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3><strong>KELLER\u2019S WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW REPORT<br \/>\nMARCH 18, 1996<br \/>\nORIGINALLY PUBLISHED IN THE PRO WRESTLING TORCH NEWSLETTER (<a href=\"https:\/\/members.pwtorch.com\/torchbackissues96\/torch380\/Torch380.shtml\"><span class=\"artnameonpage\"><span class=\"style161 style104 style120\">ISSUE #380<\/span><\/span><\/a>)<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>(Taped 3\/11 in San Antonio, Tex.)&#8230; The program opened with footage of Diesel smashing Shawn Michaels with a chair at MSG the previous afternoon&#8230; Vince McMahon &amp; Jerry Lawler opened the program&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(1) Jake Roberts defeated British Bulldog. Jake surprised Bulldog with a DDT at 4:00. Jim Cornette stopped the pinfall, so Jake chased Cornette with the snake wrapped around his neck&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Two more similar features aired on Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart, contrasting their training and their backgrounds. Excellent pieces, again with Bret Hart giving some of his best interviews because of the edge they have. He talked negatively about Michaels dancing. &#8220;This isn&#8217;t a dance contest,&#8221; he said. &#8220;It&#8217;s one thing to be confident, but it&#8217;s another thing to be obnoxious and annoying&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>They recapped the Roddy Piper-Goldust angle from last week and announced the Hollywood Backlot match stipulations for Wrestlemania&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(2) Goldust (w\/Marlena) beat Fatu in 5:00. Goldust wore a kilt during the match. In a phone interview, Piper reacted to Goldust wearing a kilt. He said he failed to see the humor in the situation and would make him pay at Wrestlemania. &#8220;If you have a weak heart, don&#8217;t come,&#8221; Piper said&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>They showed highlights of Ultimate Warrior to hype his match against Hunter&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>ARTICLE CONTINUED BELOW&#8230;<\/em><\/p><div id=\"pwtor-3466958332\" class=\"pwtor-content pwtor-entity-placement\"><div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280 __336x280\" id=\"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\", slotId: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<h3>Check out the latest episode of &#8220;PWTorch &#8217;90s Pastcast&#8221; with Patrick Moynahan and Alex McDonald, part of the PWTorch Dailycast line-up: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.spreaker.com\/episode\/pwtorch-90s-pastcast-moynahan-mcdonald-discuss-pwtorch-newsletter-379-3-16-96-incl-diesel-gives-wwf-notice-johnny-b-badd-to-wcw--70771543\">CLICK HERE<\/a> to stream (or search \u201cwade keller\u201d on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other iOS or Android app to subscribe free)<\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"PWTorch \u201890s Pastcast - Moynahan &amp; McDonald discuss PWTorch Newsletter #379 (3-16-96) incl. 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