{"id":33233,"date":"2016-10-09T14:41:47","date_gmt":"2016-10-09T19:41:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/?p=33233"},"modified":"2016-10-10T02:18:30","modified_gmt":"2016-10-10T07:18:30","slug":"no-merci-mcneill-previews-wwe-no-mercy-2016-wrestling-history-lesson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/2016\/10\/09\/no-merci-mcneill-previews-wwe-no-mercy-2016-wrestling-history-lesson\/","title":{"rendered":"No, Merci: McNEILL Previews WWE No Mercy 2016 (with a Wrestling History Lesson)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"pwtor-1764807157\" class=\"pwtor-before-content pwtor-entity-placement\"><hr \/><b>SPOTLIGHTED PODCAST ALERT (YOUR ARTICLE BEGINS A FEW INCHES DOWN)... <\/b>\r\n\r\n<iframe src=\"https:\/\/widget.spreaker.com\/player?show_id=3076978&theme=light&playlist=false&playlist-continuous=false&autoplay=false&live-autoplay=false&chapters-image=true&episode_image_position=right&hide-logo=false&hide-likes=false&hide-comments=false&hide-sharing=false&hide-download=true\" width=\"100%\" height=\"140px\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>\r\n<hr \/><\/div><p>Wake the pets and call the neighbors, it&#8217;s time for our exclusive WWE Network\/pseudo pay-per-view projections!<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/StaffMcNeill07_120.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2659 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/StaffMcNeill07_120.jpg\" alt=\"StaffMcNeill07_120\" width=\"120\" height=\"138\" \/><\/a>DISCLAIMER<\/strong>: Projections are based on what the columnist would do if he were booking this event, instead of Paul &#8220;NXT&#8221; Levesque, Runjin Singh, Ed Koskey, Ryan Ward and WWE Chairman Vincent Kennedy Trump McMahon. Projections are not predictions, because this is the column where everything&#8217;s made up and the points don&#8217;t matter. This preview has been sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk &amp; Wagnall&#8217;s porch since noon today. Some of our departing contestants will receive a supply of Hillshire Farms smoked sausage. Hillshire Farms sausages, slow cooked with natural spices, available in pork, beef and turkey. Remember, this is only an exhibition. This is not a competition. Please, please, no wagering. Pat McNeill&#8217;s wardrobe by Chez Antoinne: 19th Century craftsmanship for the 21st Century man. This lineup is based on the best available information as of this writing. These predictions are based on what the columnist would do if he had creative control over WWE, right after he puts the Cruiserweights back on WWE Network with their own weekly show.<\/p>\n<p>As you may know, the latest silliness from Stamford is WWE&#8217;s viewer poll, asking if subscribers were willing to pay $15\/month for additional perks, including &#8220;access to independent wrestling content including TNA and ROH&#8221;. Yes, that&#8217;s funny stuff. And yes, WWE may end up buying the TNA video library, so I suppose that&#8217;s a possibility. On the other hand, I don&#8217;t see ROH striking a deal with WWE to allow ROH shows on WWE Network. At this point, the Ring of Honor video library has to be one of the company&#8217;s biggest assets. So, what IS going on here?<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re all familiar with UFC, WWE&#8217;s big &#8220;not a competitor&#8221; competition. On UFC Fight Pass, subscribers can watch shows from minor-league MMA promotions. This is perfect for folks who want to check out the up-and-comers, or fans who can&#8217;t get enough mixed martial arts. I believe WWE is interested in airing more indy wrestling content. But I don&#8217;t think they&#8217;re going to be streaming shows from Joe&#8217;s Indy Wrestling Promotion &amp; Bait Stop. I think WWE has something else in mind. And if you&#8217;ve read Sean Radican&#8217;s latest piece, I think he&#8217;s nailed it.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s say, for example, there was a company that has an over-the-top streaming service, like WWNLive. Let&#8217;s say the company owns a couple of indy promotions, (like WWNLive) streams live shows from several indy groups, (like WWNLive) and has archived shows from thirty different indy groups with older matches from guys like Daniel Bryan, Samoa Joe and Austin Aries (like WWNLive). If they had a friendly relationship with WWE, (like WWNLive does), then WWE might cut them a deal to fold their material into a premium WWE Network package.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s either that, or WWE&#8217;s going to use the extra $5 each to buy all of their customers subscriptions to Highspots TV.<\/p>\n<p>Before we preview tonight&#8217;s show, let&#8217;s get to this month&#8217;s edition of the <b>Wrestling History Lesson<\/b>, because that&#8217;s why many of you clicked here in the first place. Twenty years ago, on October 26, 1996, Extreme Championship Wrestling presented &#8220;ECW High Incident&#8221; from the ECW Arena in South Philadelphia. In the main event, it was Tommy Dreamer vs. &#8220;Primetime&#8221; Brian Lee in a scaffold match. Joey Styles was there, and he had the call.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ltJcSVXXUnw\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>What was happening in World Wrestling Entertainment fifteen years ago? I&#8217;m glad you asked! On October 7th, 2001 the World Wrestling Federation aired an episode of &#8220;Sunday Night Heat&#8221; (pretaped) from the Mobile Civic Center in Mobile, Alabama. That show had a tag bout where Scotty 2 Hotty teamed with Perry Saturn against Justin Credible &amp; Raven. No, really. Michael Cole &amp; Al Snow had the call. (Good luck finding this on WWE Network. Or&#8230;anywhere else.)<\/p><div id=\"pwtor-2484879745\" class=\"pwtor-content pwtor-entity-placement\"><div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280 __336x280\" id=\"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\", slotId: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3fY_6KFRkhA\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Did you catch the opening match on WWE Main Event this week? Watch it now (sort of). It&#8217;s Naomi Fatu against Natalya Kidd in a battle of Total Di&#8230;I mean, revolutionary female superstars. Tom Phillips &amp; David Otunga have the call.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/haJgZOnknKI\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Mauro Ranallo, David Otunga and John B. Layfield will be announcing the show. Renee Young, Booker T, Lita &amp; Jerry Lawler will be doing the pre-show while Tom Phillips will be in the social media lounge, disguised as a coat rack. On with the program!<\/p>\n<p><b>Jack Swagger vs. Baron Corbin (Kickoff Show Match):<\/b> You think Kate McKinnon is funny on Saturday Night Live? She\u2019s almost as funny as watching Baron Corbin put over Jack Swagger Tuesday night in the main event on Smackdown Live. <b>Projection?<\/b> I don\u2019t believe WWE has serious plans for the master of the Swagger Lock. Corbin wins with the End of Days.<\/p>\n<p><b>Curt Hawkins vs. Someone:<\/b> I thought about it, but I don\u2019t think WWE is flying James Ellsworth out to the West Coast for this match. <b>Projection?<\/b> Hawkins gets the win over <b>Karl Fredericks<\/b> or some other NoCal indy dude. C-Hawk gets the win with the Upside Down Frown, a perfect WWE finishing move. Maybe we can get that Ryder vs. Hawkins feud started up in time for TLC in December.<\/p>\n<p><b>Nikki Bella vs. Carmella Van Dale:<\/b> Carmella has come into her own as a heel. That\u2019s good, because the Fabulous gimmick isn\u2019t really cut out for the Women\u2019s Revolution Era. <b>Projection?<\/b> The Total Bella survives the initial onslaught and wins with the Rack Attack.<\/p>\n<p><b>Becky Lynch vs. Alexa Bliss (WWE Smackdown Women\u2019s Title):<\/b>Yes, we\u2019ve heard that Becky Lynch is injured. But at last check, it sounds like the Steampunk Sister will be ready to roll for her title match. If she\u2019s not, disregard the rest of this paragraph. <b>Projection?<\/b> Long match. Becky wins with the Disarmer.<\/p>\n<p><b>Heath Slater &amp; Terry \u201cRhyno\u201d Gerin vs. Jay Uso &amp; Jimmy Uso (WWE Smackdown Tag Team Titles):<\/b> Yes, I was against the Trailer Park Titans winning the straps in the first place. I\u2019ve changed my mind. We have stories left to tell. <b>Projection?<\/b> The Usos have Slater dead to rights, but Chad Gable appears and distracts Jey Uso long enough for Rhyno to hit the Gore. The champs remain champs.<\/p>\n<p><b>Mike \u201cThe Miz\u201d Mizanin vs. Dolph Ziggler (WWE Intercontinental Title vs. Ziggler\u2019s Career):<\/b> So Dolph Ziggler loses to The Miz. And loses to The Miz. And loses to The Miz some more. Now, Ziggler\u2019s career is on the line tonight. <b>Projection?<\/b> The Miz uses his feet on the ropes to pin Ziggler (after Miz botches the figure-four again for my amusement,) Dolph Ziggler\u2019s career is over. The Masked Showoff arrives on Smackdown Live this Tuesday.<\/p><div id=\"pwtor-1390135036\" class=\"pwtor-content-1 pwtor-entity-placement\"><!-- Tag ID: pwtorchcom_test_300x600 -->\r\n<div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280 __300x600\" id=\"pwtorchcom_test_300x600\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x600\", slotId: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x600\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n<p><b>Randy Orton vs. Bray Wyatt:<\/b> I\u2019d like to congratulate WWE on making Bray Wyatt and the Wyatt family ineffective and boring. This would never happen if Matt Hardy were booking Smackdown. <b>Projection?<\/b> Orton wins with an RKO, right before Luke Harper returns and runs over Orton like a truck. Let\u2019s face it, we might need a Team Orton vs. Wyatt Family elimination match at Survivor Series next month.<\/p>\n<p><b>AJ Styles vs. Dean Ambrose vs. John Cena (WWE World Heavyweight Title \u2013 Triple Threat Rules):<\/b> It\u2019s probably a smart move from WWE to put the focus on John Cena\u2019s quest to become a sixteen time World Champion. Otherwise, a three-way match doesn\u2019t seem that appealing. <b>Projection?<\/b> Styles manages to pin Ambrose with the Phenomenal Elbow. I won\u2019t be surprised when Cena does win the title for a sixteenth time, but it won\u2019t be tonight.<\/p>\n<p><b>Aftermath:<\/b> We\u2019re coming up on Survivor Series. If WWE does sign Goldberg vs. Lesnar, nothing else will matter. But I\u2019d do Styles vs. Cena, Team Orton vs. Team Wyatt and Team Raw vs. Team Smackdown. 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