{"id":79227,"date":"2019-05-06T13:08:24","date_gmt":"2019-05-06T18:08:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/?p=79227"},"modified":"2019-05-06T13:08:24","modified_gmt":"2019-05-06T18:08:24","slug":"5-yrs-ago-kellers-wwe-raw-report-5-5-14-kane-terrorizes-brie-in-bad-horror-movie-skit-zeb-colters-deportation-list-cody-vs-ryback-shield-vs-wyatt-family-plus-kofi-bryan-brie-rusev-b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/2019\/05\/06\/5-yrs-ago-kellers-wwe-raw-report-5-5-14-kane-terrorizes-brie-in-bad-horror-movie-skit-zeb-colters-deportation-list-cody-vs-ryback-shield-vs-wyatt-family-plus-kofi-bryan-brie-rusev-b\/","title":{"rendered":"5 YRS AGO &#8211; KELLER&#8217;S WWE RAW REPORT (5-5-14): Kane terrorizes Brie in bad horror movie skit, Zeb Colter&#8217;s deportation list, Cody vs. Ryback, Shield vs. Wyatt Family, plus Kofi, Bryan, Brie, Rusev, Big E, Cesaro, Battle Royal"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"pwtor-1309524241\" class=\"pwtor-before-content pwtor-entity-placement\"><hr \/><b>SPOTLIGHTED PODCAST ALERT (YOUR ARTICLE BEGINS A FEW INCHES DOWN)... <\/b>\r\n\r\n<iframe src=\"https:\/\/widget.spreaker.com\/player?show_id=3076978&theme=light&playlist=false&playlist-continuous=false&autoplay=false&live-autoplay=false&chapters-image=true&episode_image_position=right&hide-logo=false&hide-likes=false&hide-comments=false&hide-sharing=false&hide-download=true\" width=\"100%\" height=\"140px\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>\r\n<hr \/><\/div><p><em>The following report was originally published five years ago this week on PWTorch.com&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3><b>KELLER&#8217;S WWE RAW REPORT<br \/>\nMAY 5, 2014<br \/>\nALBANY, N.Y.<br \/>\nAIRED LIVE ON USA NETWORK<\/b><\/h3>\n<p>[Hour One] The show opened with The Shield\u2019s ring entrance. Michael Cole, JBL, and Jerry Lawler announced a \u201cunique\u201d battle royal was kicking off the show with Dean Ambrose\u2019s U.S. Title at stake.<\/p>\n<p><strong>(1) 20 MAN BATTLE ROYAL for U.S. Title.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Xavier Woods and Zack Ryder were the first out. Then Titus O\u2019Neal, via Big Show, and then Sin Cara and Damien Sandow headed into the first break. [c]<\/p>\n<p>Out went Kofi Kingston, Cody Rhodes, Curtis Axel, Dolph Ziggler, and Santino. It came down to Sheamus, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Jack Swagger, and Ambrose. A \u201cGoldberg\u201d chant started, followed by brief \u201cC.M. Punk\u201d chant. Sheamus eliminated Ambrose to win.<\/p>\n<p>WINNER: Sheamus at 15:42 to capture the U.S. Title.<\/p>\n<p><em>(WK Reax: This made storyline sense in that the announcers played up how unfair it was for Ambrose to be put in this unusual situation with his title on the line. It also made sense for Ambrose to lose the U.S. Title as his not defending it very often was not a babyface trait. The U.S. Title, while a bit extraneous anyway, wasn\u2019t doing him any good the way he was portrayed. It also made sense for Sheamus, assuming he\u2019s en route to becoming a heel, to win the title under these circumstances where he hardly won a clean fought one-on-one match.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Triple H announced that The Shield would face The Wyatts at the end of the show, so Ambrose would have to wrestle twice. Cole said Hunter\u2019s vendetta against The Shield was going too far. [c]<\/p><div id=\"pwtor-2665368979\" class=\"pwtor-content pwtor-entity-placement\"><div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280 __336x280\" id=\"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\", slotId: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n<p>An Adam Rose vignette aired.<\/p>\n<p>Rene Young interviewed Sheamus backstage. Sheamus admitted he had been spinning his wheels since returning form injury. His message to Ambrose? \u201cNo hard feelings, fella.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Stephanie McMahon walked in on Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella. She told them Kane is upset and stay in their locker room until later. Brie noticed a red mask hanging on the wall.<\/p>\n<p>Paul Heyman introduced himself on stage with Cesaro. He bragged about Brock Lesnar\u2019s win. The crowd booed. Heyman said, \u201cI don\u2019t like your attitude.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>(2) ROB VAN DAM vs. CESARO<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In the end, Cesaro was DQ\u2019d for not breaking on a five count.<\/p>\n<p>WINNER: RVD via DQ at 11:41.<\/p>\n<p><em>(WK Reax: Good solid TV match. They obviously didn\u2019t want to give away a finish in this feud yet, and I understand why. This type of DQ finish does give the sense that referee\u2019s have rules they can actually enforce.)<\/em><\/p><div id=\"pwtor-1526576003\" class=\"pwtor-content-1 pwtor-entity-placement\"><!-- Tag ID: pwtorchcom_test_300x600 -->\r\n<div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280 __300x600\" id=\"pwtorchcom_test_300x600\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x600\", slotId: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x600\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n<p>The announcers pushed a \u201crefer a friend\u201d promotion to get more people signed up to WWE Network.<\/p>\n<p>Bray Wyatt walked to the ring with Erick Rowan and Luke Harper. He said Sister Abigail told him he was born to lead. He said people said he was a piece of trash who would never make it, but they were wrong. He bragged about Cena being scared of a singing child the night before. Bray said Cena is right, he is a monster who wants to see the world burn, but more like a farmer watching crops burn so it can be reborn in his image.<\/p>\n<p>[Hour Two] Bray said he does what he does for the teenager who was told she wasn\u2019t pretty enough for prom. He said with each passing day, Cena stands more alone and he shall fail. He said everyone will soon stand under what he truly is &#8211; a god. He then sang \u201cHe\u2019s got the whole world&#8230;\u201d [c]<\/p>\n<p><strong>(3) CODY RHODES (w\/Goldust) vs. RYBACK (w\/Curtis Axel)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ryback dominated early. Cody made a comeback. When Axel interfered, Goldust threw him into the ringpost. Cody lost his balance, though, and Ryback gave Cody a Shellshock and scored the pin. Goldust helped Cody to the back.<\/p>\n<p>WINNER: Ryback at 5:59.<\/p>\n<p>Backstage Brie was getting restless locked in their room. The lights went out and Kane\u2019s red mask lit up. They left the room and saw Stephanie, who played dumb. Steph said she\u2019d have Bryan and Brie\u2019s car pulled up so they can hide out there or leave until his match or something.<\/p>\n<p>Back live, it was time for the Cinco de Mayo party with Los Matadores and El Torito. 3MB interrupted and demanded a truce or else they\u2019d crash the party. Torito gave candy to Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle at the candy, spit it out, and started a brawl. Torito fought back, but Los Matadores cleared McIntyre and Jinder Mahal from the ring. Eventually the heels were knocked out of the ring after a Torito gore on Hornswoggle. Los Matadores\u2019s music played as they threw candy to the fans.<\/p>\n<p>A Bo Dallas vignette aired.<\/p>\n<p>Lana cut a pre-match promo.<\/p>\n<p><strong>(4) RUSEV (w\/Lana) vs. KOFI KINGSTON<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>WINNER: Rusev via submission at 2:55.<\/p>\n<p>The announcers plugged WWE Network.<\/p>\n<p>Backstage Bryan and Brie entered a rental car. The camera suddenly, magically switched to inside the car. Stephanie slapped the side of the car and startled Bryan and Brie. She said she realized Bryan couldn\u2019t leave yet because if he didn\u2019t wrestle, he\u2019d be stripped of the WWE Title. She walked away. Bryan and Brie left the car to head to the ring.<\/p>\n<p><strong>(5) ALBERTO DEL RIO vs. DANIEL BRYAN<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[Hour Three] In the end, Del Rio called for his cross armbreaker, but Bryan countered with a Yes! lock and Del Rio tapped out.<\/p>\n<p>WINNER: Bryan at 15:28.<\/p>\n<p><em>(WK Reax: Solid match. It had the feeling of being a mid-show filler, but overall it filled the time relatively well.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Brie entered the ring to celebrate the win with Bryan, but Kane\u2019s pyro blasted. They headed to the stage and to the back where they were going to flee in their rental car. However, the car didn\u2019t start. Bryan, suddenly an expert on car engines, opened the hood and noticed a disconnected wire. When he closed the hood, Kane was sitting in the backseat trying to reach Brie, who was screaming hysterically. Bryan closed the drive\u2019s seat door and then jumped in the back seat to beat up Kane. Bryan got in the car to drive away, but Kane leaped on the back of it. Bryan drove away and Kane went splat onto the concrete. Bryan stopped the car to check on Kane, who sat up and smirked.<\/p>\n<p><em>(WK Reax: This start to feel like a really poor execution of a \u201cWe Know What You Did Last Summer\u201d cheesy horror movie reenactment. It just wasn\u2019t done very well, but it\u2019s hard to imagine how something like this could be done well.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>(6) WADE BARRETT vs. BIG E. &#8211; Intercontinental Title rematch<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Before the match, Barrett delivered some bad news &#8211; the \u201cdeformed slobs\u201d who might have been worthy of a champion like Big E. will need cosmetic surgery to be worthy of him as champion. Big E. got no response, whereas Barrett was over like a hot babyface. The crowd started another \u201cC.M. Punk\u201d chant when they got restless a few minutes in. In the end, Big E. dropped his strap and went for the Big Ending, but Barret slipped free. The ref went down. Barrett eye-gouged Big E. and then hit the Bullhammer Elbow for the win.<\/p>\n<p>WINNER: Barrett at 10:45 to retain the IC Title.<\/p>\n<p><em>(WK Reax: Cole and Lawler didn\u2019t even try to get over the idea that Barrett\u2019s cheating was worthy of scorn, which is part of the reason heels get cheered and have trouble getting heat so often in WWE\u2019s current world.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Lawler threw to a Mother\u2019s Day music video made up of clips of Mr. T\u2019s Hall of Fame speech. It felt as if they were mocking Mr. T, but in a gentle or light-hearted way since it was just put out there using Mr. T\u2019s own words.<\/p>\n<p>Zeb Colter and Swagger walked out. Zeb had a sign\u201dZeb\u2019s Deportation List.\u201d Colter said today isn\u2019t Cinco de Mayo day for Real Americans, but rather it\u2019s a day that people get dog-drunk and vomit. Cole snortled. Zeb complained about \u201cillegal immigrants.\u201d He listed Cesaro, Emma, Santino, Heyman, Sheamus, and Paige. He took digs at each of them. Then Adam Rose came out with his party friends. They crowd surfed at ringside. The crowd wasn\u2019t sure what to think, nor was Zeb. Rose told Zeb not to be a lemon, but rather a rosebud. Cole danced and Lawler encouraged the partying, which made Rose seem very uncool suddenly.<\/p>\n<p><strong>(7) THE SHIELD vs. THE WYATT FAMILY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nicely paced brawl that filled a lot of time late in the show. In the end, Evolution interrupted a Shield rally. The Shield, preoccupied by Evolution, ended up falling pray to Wyatt, who gave Reigns a Sister Abigail from behind to score the pin.<\/p>\n<p>WINNERS: Wyatts at 18:01.<\/p>\n<p>Afterward Evolution attacked The Shield and closed the show with Batista leading a triple powerbomb on Reigns. Reigns coughed up blood as the show ended.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>RECOMMENDED:\u00a0<\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/2019\/04\/26\/5-yrs-ago-wwe-in-louisville-ky-4-26-14-cena-rvd-show-vs-wyatt-family-plus-batista-bella-kofi-big-e-brodus-clay-ziggler-del-rio\/\">5 YRS AGO \u2013 WWE in Louisville, Ky. 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