{"id":79349,"date":"2019-05-08T11:53:59","date_gmt":"2019-05-08T16:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/?p=79349"},"modified":"2019-05-16T17:22:49","modified_gmt":"2019-05-16T22:22:49","slug":"miz-mrs-tv-report-5-7-the-one-where-maryse-isnt-pregnant-because-miz-doesnt-understand-french","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/2019\/05\/08\/miz-mrs-tv-report-5-7-the-one-where-maryse-isnt-pregnant-because-miz-doesnt-understand-french\/","title":{"rendered":"MIZ &#038; MRS TV REPORT 5\/7: The one where Maryse isn&#8217;t pregnant because Miz doesn&#8217;t understand French"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"pwtor-2893607947\" class=\"pwtor-before-content pwtor-entity-placement\"><hr \/><b>SPOTLIGHTED PODCAST ALERT (YOUR ARTICLE BEGINS A FEW INCHES DOWN)... <\/b>\r\n\r\n<iframe src=\"https:\/\/widget.spreaker.com\/player?show_id=3076978&theme=light&playlist=false&playlist-continuous=false&autoplay=false&live-autoplay=false&chapters-image=true&episode_image_position=right&hide-logo=false&hide-likes=false&hide-comments=false&hide-sharing=false&hide-download=true\" width=\"100%\" height=\"140px\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>\r\n<hr \/><\/div><h3>\u201cMIZ &amp; MRS.\u201d \u2013 EPISODE 11<br \/>\nMAY 7, 2019<br \/>\nAIRED ON USA NETWORK<\/h3>\n<p>The show opens with Miz doing an online class about learning French. Yup, he&#8217;s married to Maryse, and, nope, he doesn&#8217;t know French. And, no, he&#8217;s not particularly multi-lingual. We move on to Miz getting up to a home-cooked breakfast. Miz is suspicious of the gesture. It apparently only happens when Maryse has bought something expensive. Maryse has also broken down the boxes, which Miz also sees as a sign that something is up. In the mean time, Maryse has helpfully placed Post-it notes with French words on things to help Miz learn French. What we learn: Miz cannot roll his Rs. Miz is comically bad at French.<\/p>\n<p>Maryse takes Miz to the airport; he is suspicious of her motives. They share a passionate kiss in the car&#8230; which is more entertaining that anything I have ever seen on Total Bellas. Yes, I think about that a lot when I write gushy things about this show and am generally unable to be annoyed at anything they do.<\/p>\n<p>Miz shows up at Smackdown &#8211; with a fabulously obnoxious suit jacket. He&#8217;s still suspicious that something is going on, because there&#8217;s a small teddy bear in his bag. Oh, ha ha, the teddy bear is one of those Teddy Ruxpin-like things. It has a message recorded on it in French from Maryse. It&#8217;s about learning French. Miz shoots an episode of UpUpDwnDwn. And then he spies on Maryse and Marjo via the security cameras in his house. He thinks that he&#8217;s just caught Maryse announcing that she&#8217;s pregnant.<\/p>\n<p>Moving on, Miz and Maryse are at home. Maryse wants to go to a Mexian restaurant. In somewhat broken French, Miz asks Maryse if he can buy her a drink. She says no. Miz sees this as a clue in his conspiracy that Maryse is pregnant. He then finds a gift bag with newborn clothes. Miz is then convinced that Maryse is pregnant.<\/p>\n<p>Miz is driving in the car with his parents. He tells them that she&#8217;s pregnant&#8230; even though she has not told him that she&#8217;s pregnant. Miz is planning on out-surprising Maryse. Since this is a TV show, Miz has booked a Mariachi band, confetti, and a cake for this occasion. Miz and Maryse sit at this restaurant, then he gives her a gift bag and congratulates her on her pregnancy. Yup, there&#8217;s confetti, cake, and the band plays. And then Maryse tells Mike what he overheard on the security system. That she woke up tired and said she felt &#8220;old&#8221; &#8211; the French word being ancien, which sounds a little like the word for pregnant? Ha ha. This is probably why someone shouldn&#8217;t be spying on \/ eavesdropping on conversations.<\/p>\n<p>Maryse explains that she was being nice to Miz because he was learning French&#8230; and that the anniversary of their first date is coming up. Evidently Miz took her to a porn store for that date&#8230; to find out what she was into. It didn&#8217;t work. And yet they ended up together. Anyway, the baby clothes were for a baby shower that for one of Maryse&#8217;s friends. Yeah, Miz has no future as a detective.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>RECOMMENDED:<\/strong>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/2019\/05\/01\/miz-mrs-tv-report-4-30-three-dudes-and-a-baby-as-maryse-has-a-spa-day-cleveland-browns-win-refrigerator-acquired-monroe-in-music-class-ziggler-visits\/\">MIZ &amp; MRS TV REPORT 4\/30: Three Dudes and a Baby as Maryse has a spa day, Cleveland Browns win, refrigerator acquired, Monroe in music class, Ziggler visits<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"pwtor-end-article-groups pwtor-entity-placement\" id=\"pwtor-2247125857\"><div id=\"pwtor-333437581\"><div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280\" id=\"pwtorchcom_medrec_3\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"pwtorchcom_medrec_3\", slotId: \"pwtorchcom_medrec_3\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\nTHANK YOU FOR VISITING<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>\u201cMIZ &amp; MRS.\u201d \u2013 EPISODE 11 MAY 7, 2019 AIRED ON USA NETWORK The show opens with Miz doing an online class about learning French. 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