{"id":80214,"date":"2019-05-22T13:20:51","date_gmt":"2019-05-22T18:20:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/?p=80214"},"modified":"2019-05-22T13:20:51","modified_gmt":"2019-05-22T18:20:51","slug":"miz-mrs-tv-report-5-21-the-dad-bod-episode-maryse-struggles-to-pronounce-annihilate-and-inhales-helium-mizs-birthday-fest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/2019\/05\/22\/miz-mrs-tv-report-5-21-the-dad-bod-episode-maryse-struggles-to-pronounce-annihilate-and-inhales-helium-mizs-birthday-fest\/","title":{"rendered":"MIZ &#038; MRS TV REPORT 5\/21: The Dad Bod episode, Maryse struggles to pronounce &#8220;annihilate&#8221; and inhales helium, Miz&#8217;s birthday fest"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"pwtor-3959482580\" class=\"pwtor-before-content pwtor-entity-placement\"><hr \/><b>SPOTLIGHTED PODCAST ALERT (YOUR ARTICLE BEGINS A FEW INCHES DOWN)... <\/b>\r\n\r\n<iframe src=\"https:\/\/widget.spreaker.com\/player?show_id=3076978&theme=light&playlist=false&playlist-continuous=false&autoplay=false&live-autoplay=false&chapters-image=true&episode_image_position=right&hide-logo=false&hide-likes=false&hide-comments=false&hide-sharing=false&hide-download=true\" width=\"100%\" height=\"140px\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>\r\n<hr \/><\/div><h3>\u201cMIZ &amp; MRS.\u201d \u2013 EPISODE 13<br \/>\nMAY 21, 2019<br \/>\nAIRED ON USA NETWORK<\/h3>\n<p>The show opens with the Miz eating croissants and discovering that he made the list of the &#8220;Top Ten Dad Bods.&#8221; Maryse cannot pronounce &#8220;annihilate,&#8221; which is comical. Moving along, evidently Miz is having a birthday, so, Maryse takes him shopping in what looks like a furniture store. Miz thinks he&#8217;s having a low key party, Maryse has a surprise party planned. Mike wants a card table, Maryse wants the table hockey unit. They play for it. Maryse wins the first round, Miz wins the second. Maryse wins at darts. I have a feeling a poker table is going to show up anyway. Paige and Renee Young make cameos.<\/p>\n<p>Evidently it&#8217;s Miz&#8217;s birthday, and his surprise party is the following day. Miz is expecting a surprise and Maryse is holding out. She bought him a gym membership. She also bought him man Spanx. &#8220;My wife wears body shapers all the time\u2014&#8221; says Miz, before Maryse pelts him in the head with a shirt in the cutaway. Maryse makes it clear that she does not wear Spanx. Miz threatens to go put on some baggy clothes and sulk.<\/p>\n<p>Miz goes to the fancy expensive gym. He claims he&#8217;s normally in the gym 4-5 times a week, but the baby has changed that. Meanwhile, Maryse is planning Miz&#8217;s surprise birthday party at home. Evidently his birthday celebration has a name \u2014 MizFest \u2014 and a planned activity \u2014 everyone gets on a bus and goes to a bunch of bars. So, Miz comes home from the gym and changes, and then the guests try to surprise him. It doesn&#8217;t exactly go as planned. They surprise the contractor and Miz comes out wearing underwear.<\/p>\n<p>Back from commercial &#8211; Miz is fully clothed. His dad is there. Oh, and he got the poker table, because \u2014 of course. Marjo got him a life-sized cardboard cutout of herself &#8211; it folds up, so, he can take it anywhere. George offers to babysit. They don&#8217;t appear to trust him. There&#8217;s a cake with a lot of candles and the word &#8220;Miz fest&#8221; written on it. There&#8217;s a bus. Ryan Cabrera is there and he gets Miz a t-shirt with his own face on it that says &#8220;Dad Bod.&#8221; They go to some bar where they do line dancing. They call George. George wants to know if the baby takes a day time or night time diaper. I think George is screwing with them. Maryse inhales some helium from a balloon. It&#8217;s a moment. George is at the last bar. He and Marjo traded. She&#8217;s with the baby.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Best birthday ever!&#8221; Miz shouts as white people party as only white people can on a party bus.<\/p>\n<p>The following day Miz is hungover and Maryse offers to get Mike a drink. He doesn&#8217;t want any more alcohol (sorry, Dolph Ziggler&#8217;s hangover advice). Maryse acts like she has something sexy in the bedroom. Not quite. She&#8217;s blown up the image of Mike and her body transposed with a hotdog into life sized cardboard cutouts. Maryse stands behind the hot dog and caresses it. The show opens with Miz joining Maryse behind the cardboard cutouts.<\/p>\n<p>The show closes with teasers for the upcoming season 2.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>RECOMMENDED:\u00a0<\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/2019\/05\/16\/miz-mrs-tv-report-5-14-the-one-with-the-plugged-toilet-leotards-and-the-the-animatronic-butler-in-marjos-room-that-speaks-french\/\">MIZ &amp; MRS TV REPORT 5\/14: The one with the plugged toilet, leotards, and the the animatronic butler in Marjo\u2019s room that speaks French<\/a><\/p><div id=\"pwtor-316015826\" class=\"pwtor-content pwtor-entity-placement\"><div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280 __336x280\" id=\"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\", slotId: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"pwtor-end-article-groups pwtor-entity-placement\" id=\"pwtor-2715481309\"><div id=\"pwtor-2241717062\"><div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280\" id=\"pwtorchcom_medrec_3\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"pwtorchcom_medrec_3\", slotId: \"pwtorchcom_medrec_3\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\nTHANK YOU FOR VISITING<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>\u201cMIZ &amp; MRS.\u201d \u2013 EPISODE 13 MAY 21, 2019 AIRED ON USA NETWORK The show opens with the Miz eating croissants and discovering that he made the list of the &#8220;Top Ten Dad Bods.&#8221; Maryse <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/2019\/05\/22\/miz-mrs-tv-report-5-21-the-dad-bod-episode-maryse-struggles-to-pronounce-annihilate-and-inhales-helium-mizs-birthday-fest\/\" title=\"MIZ &#038; MRS TV REPORT 5\/21: The Dad Bod episode, Maryse struggles to pronounce &#8220;annihilate&#8221; and inhales helium, Miz&#8217;s birthday fest\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":63619,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,6046,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tvshowsandevents","category-miz-and-mrs","category-tv_wwetvreports"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/post\/2018\/07\/MizAndMrs_3x2_600.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80214"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":80215,"href":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80214\/revisions\/80215"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/63619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}