{"id":92912,"date":"2020-02-07T18:17:56","date_gmt":"2020-02-08T00:17:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/?p=92912"},"modified":"2020-02-07T18:17:56","modified_gmt":"2020-02-08T00:17:56","slug":"2-7-miz-mrs-review-season-2-episode-2-miz-displays-his-lack-of-math-acumen-miz-and-maryse-shop-for-an-expensive-preschool-feasting-on-frog-legs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/2020\/02\/07\/2-7-miz-mrs-review-season-2-episode-2-miz-displays-his-lack-of-math-acumen-miz-and-maryse-shop-for-an-expensive-preschool-feasting-on-frog-legs\/","title":{"rendered":"2\/7 MIZ &#038; MRS REVIEW (Season 2, Episode 2): Miz displays his lack of math acumen, Miz and Maryse shop for an expensive preschool, feasting on frog legs"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"pwtor-3747512065\" class=\"pwtor-before-content pwtor-entity-placement\"><hr \/><b>SPOTLIGHTED PODCAST ALERT (YOUR ARTICLE BEGINS A FEW INCHES DOWN)... <\/b>\r\n\r\n<iframe src=\"https:\/\/widget.spreaker.com\/player?show_id=3076978&theme=light&playlist=false&playlist-continuous=false&autoplay=false&live-autoplay=false&chapters-image=true&episode_image_position=right&hide-logo=false&hide-likes=false&hide-comments=false&hide-sharing=false&hide-download=true\" width=\"100%\" height=\"140px\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>\r\n<hr \/><\/div><p>Mike and Maryse moved to Austin, Tex. last season; this season they move back to L.A.. This time Barbara, Mike&#8217;s Mom, is moving with them. That means that Barbara&#8217;s doll collection is moving with them too. Ha! Hey, I&#8217;m watching this show in my living room where there is not a single flat surface that isn&#8217;t a seat that doesn&#8217;t contain at least three figurines \u2014 birds, lizards, frogs, and turtles are my vice. I know, it&#8217;s weird, and also I obviously sympathize with Miz&#8217;s Mom. Evidently as a child Miz&#8217;s dad told him that the dolls were watching him. That is a very dad thing to do. I totally believe George would do that.<\/p>\n<p>So, they go house hunting in L.A.. They plan to rent before they buy. Evidently the private kindergarten in the Encino area is $40K\/year. Mike touts public school, and then alleges that Monroe&#8217;s entire pre-college education will cost four million dollars. Technically it would be $480,000. Maryse makes a joke about his math skills and his education. To be fair, I went to public school too and I do my own taxes every year, so it&#8217;s not all public school&#8217;s fault that Miz can&#8217;t do math. They look at another house to rent; having pets will cost an additional $10K per month. This is clearly painful to Miz&#8217;s inner tightwad. I have an inner tightwad, so, I sort of sympathize. But I live in a three bedroom ranch house in a rural area, so not really. They&#8217;re attracted to the third house because there&#8217;s a park nearby. Yeah, that&#8217;s the one they go with; it is christened Rental Marmiz.<\/p>\n<p>Miz needs to rearrange his schedule to facilitate this move. He has a Snicker&#8217;s commercial, and he refuses to cancel some engagement at famous golf course Pebble Beach. I feel fortunate that I didn&#8217;t pair off with a golfer. Of course, we drive by a golf course to go to work every day.<\/p>\n<p>Miz is going to be an absentee mover. This time they got professional movers. Miz sneaks golf clubs into the car he&#8217;s leaving in; not exactly sure why this has to be a secret. They didn&#8217;t get a bus this time, like rational people. When Maryse, Marjo, and Monroe arrive at Rental Marmiz, Barbara is there with her dolls. Monroe cries. Yeah. Maryse then takes Monroe for a walk and then meets another lady with a stroller who tells her that she needs to register her two year old for pre-school. Anyone remember pre-school? You know why? Because pre-school isn&#8217;t really that meaningful. I dunno why women lose their shit trying to spend a bunch of money to enroll their kids in a school where basically they play with stickers and toys. Yeah, that&#8217;s pre-school: stickers.<\/p>\n<p>For whatever reason Maryse appears to have lost her mind, so she&#8217;s trying to have a two-year-old taught to speak Chinese. Meanwhile, Miz is at Pebble Beach. Miz calls his dad and gloats about being there. In the mean time, Marjo has bought a jumbo box of frog legs and Maryse is rightfully grossed out by it. Of course, George calls Maryse and stooges out Mike. Maryse thinks he&#8217;s shooting a Snicker&#8217;s commercial instead. Maryse calls him, he hangs up on her. After his game he calls Maryse and lies about needing to stay an extra day. Maryse makes a gift basket to try to bribe her way into getting Monroe into an over-priced glorified daycare with stickers. Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>Miz returns home. Maryse tricks him into eating a frog leg. Maryse has set up his gym with Barbara&#8217;s dolls over the barbells and weights&#8230; as revenge for the lie about Pebble Beach. Maryse has acquired a golf doll. &#8220;Marriage is about open and honest communication, I get that, and I wasn&#8217;t 100 percent honest and clear with you, and I apologize for that,&#8221; says Miz. Maryse then admits he just ate frog legs. Maryse then gets a brick with a plaque on it for donating $10K to a pre-school. It was a platinum level donation &#8211; Maryse describes it as a one with four zeros. Mike&#8217;s math skills are a little rusty, since he thinks that&#8217;s $100,000. They both agree that they shouldn&#8217;t lie. &#8220;So is it a lie or an omission of truth?&#8221; Mike asks. &#8220;It&#8217;s a lie,&#8221; Maryse confirms. And if there was a teaser for next week, then it&#8217;s not on the rebroadcast of the episode. Yeah, NXT ran long and my recording cut off. 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