{"id":97495,"date":"2020-05-15T15:46:04","date_gmt":"2020-05-15T20:46:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/?p=97495"},"modified":"2020-06-13T11:45:32","modified_gmt":"2020-06-13T16:45:32","slug":"5-12-total-bellas-report-by-sarah-k-ep-6-nikki-pees-on-a-stick-asks-boyfriend-if-hed-be-with-her-if-she-cant-have-kids-bryan-watches-video-to-learn-to-braid-hair-more-unsafe-seat-belt-usage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/2020\/05\/15\/5-12-total-bellas-report-by-sarah-k-ep-6-nikki-pees-on-a-stick-asks-boyfriend-if-hed-be-with-her-if-she-cant-have-kids-bryan-watches-video-to-learn-to-braid-hair-more-unsafe-seat-belt-usage\/","title":{"rendered":"5\/12 TOTAL BELLAS REPORT by Sarah K (Ep. 7): Nikki pees on a stick, asks boyfriend if he&#8217;d be with her if she can&#8217;t have kids, Bryan watches video to learn to braid hair, more unsafe seat belt usage"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"pwtor-1761571524\" class=\"pwtor-before-content pwtor-entity-placement\"><hr \/><b>SPOTLIGHTED PODCAST ALERT (YOUR ARTICLE BEGINS A FEW INCHES DOWN)... <\/b>\r\n\r\n<iframe src=\"https:\/\/widget.spreaker.com\/player?show_id=3076978&theme=light&playlist=false&playlist-continuous=false&autoplay=false&live-autoplay=false&chapters-image=true&episode_image_position=right&hide-logo=false&hide-likes=false&hide-comments=false&hide-sharing=false&hide-download=true\" width=\"100%\" height=\"140px\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>\r\n<hr \/><\/div><h3>TOTAL BELLAS (Season 6, Episode 7)<br \/>\nMAY 12, 2020<br \/>\nAIRED ON E!<\/h3>\n<p>The show opens with a recap: Brie and Bryan have relationship issues, and Nikki was stupid drunk on last week&#8217;s episode. So, the show picks up where it ended last week with Artem walking in on the moment where the Mom gives Nikki a pregnancy test. They literally film her peeing on a stick. She doesn&#8217;t pee enough. It&#8217;s negative. Artem apparently wanted the kid, Nikki did not. Nikki plans on celebrating the moment by drinking. The twins are filmed randomly working out and discussing Brie&#8217;s marital problems. This is not a meaningful conversation. Bryan is watching a YouTube video about hair braiding. He&#8217;s going to practice on Brie. It&#8217;s not the greatest and not the worst. Brie, not being terribly empathetic, mentions involving Nikki in the moment. This doesn&#8217;t go over huge with Bryan. Until they consult a marriage counselor, nothing will be solved.<\/p>\n<p>Nikki and Artem are staying in the Danielson&#8217;s guest house. This will become a source of conflict. The couples and the toddler all go out to dinner. Artem offers to male-bond with Bryan, Bryan isn&#8217;t really into this. I&#8217;m not really impressed by this fish dream story\u2026 Anyway, Nikki and Artem need to stay for three more weeks. Bryan isn&#8217;t too keen about this. Brie, Bryan, and child leave together. They discuss having a longer visit with Nikki and Artem. Again, these two fools are in the front seat of a car and not correctly wearing seat belts. Don&#8217;t be a f&#8212;ing idiot like Brie Bella and Bryan Danielson &#8211; wear your seat belt correctly every time you are in a moving vehicle. Seriously. There&#8217;s no excuse for it. Nikki and Artem discuss his leaving for London to defend his Guinness Book of World Record&#8217;s record. Artem realizes he has nothing in common with Bryan. Brie and Nikki are having their makeup done for a photo shoot &#8211; I guess to pad this show because I don&#8217;t care about any of this conversation. Yes, it&#8217;s baby talk.<\/p>\n<p>The toddler who needs her hair brushed is coloring in a coloring book. Brie is trying to schedule a date night. Bryan feels like the dog gets more attention. Moving on, Brie comes home from the grocery store and Nikki is already there. They bicker. Nikki leaves.<\/p>\n<p>Brie, Bryan, and the toddler who needs her hair brushed go to some store that sells plants. Brie suggests that Bryan needs to bond with Artem. Bryan jokes about having a date-night with Artem. Nikki and Artem make out in a car. Artem is correctly wearing a seat belt! Nikki is not. Yes, Nikki is driving a car while not properly seat-belted. Nikki is an irresponsible idiot. Don&#8217;t be a f&#8212;ing idiot like Nikki, kids. Nikki and Artem are at a restaurant. Artem is an Instagram boyfriend. Poor Artem. Nikki wants to know: If she couldn&#8217;t have kids, would Artem still want to be with her? Commercial.<\/p>\n<p>Artem doesn&#8217;t know. Good answer, Artem! Nikki gets wine spilled on her. Danielson family time. Bryan has planned a surprise trip. They&#8217;re going to Sedona, although it&#8217;s supposed to be a surprise. This conversation was so banal that I began to scroll through my Instagram feed.<\/p>\n<p>Bryan and Artem are outside playing with tools and building some sort of day bed outside. At this point, Bryan was in his &#8220;The Fiend&#8221; angle, so Bryan in cutaway shots has a different haircut. Anyway, Bryan and Artem bonded or whatever. Nikki appears from the other side of the fence. Oh, right, they&#8217;re still bickering. Evidently Brie has to apologize to Nikki for being irritated with Nikki. (insert shrug) C&#8217;mon, I&#8217;ve seen stupid drunk Nikki now. Anyway, the twins swing on the swings and that&#8217;s the end of the episode.<\/p>\n<p>Next week: Nikki&#8217;s house is done, will Artem propose marriage?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I miss weird psychopath John Cena. He was the reason to watch the show.<\/p><div id=\"pwtor-1252798235\" class=\"pwtor-content pwtor-entity-placement\"><div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280 __336x280\" id=\"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\", slotId: \"pwtorchcom_test_300x250\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div><\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<p><strong>CATCH UP&#8230;<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pwtorch.com\/site\/2020\/05\/15\/5-5-total-bellas-report-by-sarah-k-ep-6-nikki-is-stupid-drunk-and-almost-breaks-up-with-artem-bella-twins-show-once-again-now-not-to-wear-a-seatbelt\/\">5\/5 TOTAL BELLAS REPORT by Sarah K (Ep. 6): Nikki is stupid drunk and almost breaks up with Artem, Bella Twins show once again now not to wear a seatbelt<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"pwtor-end-article-groups pwtor-entity-placement\" id=\"pwtor-3807186188\"><div id=\"pwtor-841759736\"><div align=\"center\" data-freestar-ad=\"__336x280\" id=\"pwtorchcom_medrec_3\">\r\n  <script data-cfasync=\"false\" type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n    freestar.config.enabled_slots.push({ placementName: \"pwtorchcom_medrec_3\", slotId: \"pwtorchcom_medrec_3\" });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\nTHANK YOU FOR VISITING<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>TOTAL BELLAS (Season 6, Episode 7) MAY 12, 2020 AIRED ON E! 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