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WARZECHA'S WIRE SERVICE: BREAKING NEWS ON TRIPLE H, NO MERCY, MORE Oct 8, 2007 - 2:31:03 PM
JOHN CENA TAKES 6-12 MONTHS OF "WWE VACTION TIME"
(WWE news)
KURT ANGLE JUST EATING TIC TACS?
(Full story later this week…)
FBI DESIGNATES ROH FANS A "CULT"
(Full story later this week…)
WWS Top Story:
Last night, WWE ran their "No Mercy" PPV from the Allstate arena in Chicago, IL. After the show, a member of the cleaning crew found a hand written sheet of paper under some empty water bottles in what was Triple H's locker room.
WWS assumes that this list is Triple H's booking plans for himself post No Mercy, and beginning tonight on Raw:
-Beat Carlito.
-Beat Carlito.
-Beat Carlito.
-Beat Carlito.
-Beat Umaga.
-Beat Carlito.
-Beat Carlito.
-Beat Umaga.
-Beat Umaga.
-Beat Sheldon Benjamin.
-Beat Carlito.
-Beat Carlito.
-Beat Cade and Murdoch/become tag team champs.
-Beat Carlito.
-Beat Carlito, Cade, and Murdoch in handicap match.
-Beat Umaga.
-Beat Carlito, Umaga, Cade, and Murdoch in handicap match.
-Beat Sheldon Benjamin.
-Beat Jeff Hardy/become I-C Champ.
-Beat Carlito.
-Beat Randy Orton/become first ever WWEI-CtagTeamChampion.
-Beat John Cena in his return match.
-Beat Chris Jericho in his return match.
-Beat Shawn Michaels in his return match.
-Beat Booker T in his return match.
-Beat Ric Flair in his retirement match.
-Beat Carlito.
-Go to Smackdown.
-Beat MVP, Matt Hardy, and Batista to become WWEWorldUSI-CdoubleTagTeamChampion.
-Beat rest of Smackdown.
-Go to OVW.
-Unpack Spirit Squad from that giant shipping crate. Beat them.
-Beat rest of OVW.
-Beat Carlito.
-Beat Carlito.
-Do run in on ROH PPV Taping.
-Beat ROH. Become WWEWorldUSI-CROHdoubleTagTeamChampion.
-Do run in on live TNA PPV.
-Beat TNA in Ultimate X match. Become WWEWorldUSI-CTNAROHdoubleTagTeamChampion.
-Return to WWE. Convince Austin to come out of retirement.
-Beat Austin.
-Do a run in on filming of "The Gameplan 2." Beat Rock. Pedigree that girl. Win the football game at the end 147-0.
-Fly to Japan to main event Toyko Dome show. Beat all of Japan's wrestlers in tournament.
-Beat Carlito.
-Beat Carlito.
-Learn Lucha style in 5 minutes.
-Fly to Mexico. Beat everyone. Unmask masked wresters. Mask unmasked wrestlers. Wait 20 years for newly masked wrestlers to get over. Fly back. Beat and unmask them. Beat everyone else with huracanrana off the top.
-Return to WWE.
-Turn on McMahon Family.
-Shoot on and defeat Vince, Linda, Shane, Stephanie, and now fully-grown Aurora Rose in "winner takes over WWE in real-life elimination chamber match".
-Rule WWE.
-Beat Carlito.
-Beat Umaga.
-Beat Sheldon Benjamin.
-Track down any living wrestlers walking the earth and beat them.
-Find that Chinese dude from Heroes and get him to teleport back in time and return with Lou Thesz, Gorgeous George, and George Hackenschmidt.
-Beat them.
-Challenge Jesus to "King of Kings match."
-Beat Jesus.
-Ascend into Heaven.
-Wait for anti-Christ to take over Earth.
-Return and beat Anti-Christ.
-1,000 years of peace.
-Return to judge the living and the dead.
-Ascend into Heaven.
-Turn on God and the Holy Spirit.
-Face God and Holy Spirit in Triple Threat match to headline biggest Wrestlemania of all time.
-Beat them.
-Beat Carlito.
-Rule until the end of time.
-Amen.
WWS news on Kurt Angle and ROH coming later this week! Email Marc R. Warzecha with feedback or breaking news tips at: TorchWarz@yahoo.com
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