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WWE News: Cyber Sunday line-up with announced stips, plus funny description for MVP-Hardy stips Oct 16, 2007 - 12:45:36 AM
-WWE Title match: Randy Orton vs. Shawn Michaels, Jeff Hardy, or Mr. Kennedy.
-World Title match: Batista vs. Undertaker with fans choosing the ref: Steve Austin, JBL, or Mick Foley.
-ECW Title match: C.M. Punk vs. John Morrison, The Miz, or Big Daddy V
-Triple H vs. Umaga with fans choosing stip (First Blood, Street Fight, or Cage)
MVP [artist Grant Gould (c) PWTorch]
-MVP vs. Matt Hardy with fans choosing stip (MMA, boxing, or a wrestling match)
-Rey Mysterio vs. Finlay with fans choosing stip (Stretcher Match, Shillelagh on a Pole, or No DQ)
In an article on WWE.com on the MVP vs. Hardy match, it says: "So, will you, the fans, vote for a Wrestling Match and let both men compete in their comfort zone for a change? Will the WWE Fan Nation stuff the ballot in an attempt to see the Boxing Match that MVP backed out of? Or will Cyber Sunday see both men's first foray into the world of Kimuras, Keylocks, and Guillotine Chokes? VOTE NOW..."
Keller Analysis: As if kimuras and keylocks are illegal in WWE matches. Everyone must vote for this because (a) boxing matches between pro wrestlers are always terrible and (b) it will be hilarious to see WWE's interpretation of what makes an MMA match different from a pro wrestling match. What, it's more realistic and features more inventive, interesting, realistic mat holds? The punches are REAL? They fight in two five minute rounds with judges at ringside? When someone bounces off the ropes, they don't obediently bounce off into the extended arm of the opponent, but instead stop and tackle them to the mat, mount them, and pound on them until the ref steps in?
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